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Monday, July 14, 2008

The Rinse Cycle of Doom

8 Comments:

At Mon Jul 14, 11:00:00 AM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: That's what you get at the Laundromat from Hell.
At Mon Jul 14, 01:23:00 PM, ThoughtCriminal said...: Oh great, zombie laundry! How are we supposed to go for a head shot?
At Mon Jul 14, 04:39:00 PM, mwb said...: That's what you get for recycling!

Just buy new clothes!
At Tue Jul 15, 10:13:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: For cottons I prefer the drain cycle of despair.
At Tue Jul 15, 12:36:00 PM, dguzman said...: That's just how it is at my house too.
At Thu Jul 17, 07:16:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Unconventional Conventionist: The worst part is that you need all of those damned quarters!

ThoughtCriminal: You have to hit them in the fabric softener. Once the leader dies, they all die!

MWB: That's a novel approach! You have to remove all of those price tags, though...

Dean Wormer: Ha! Good line!

dguzman: My laundry is safely stacked into an enormous pile, far from the laundry machine.
At Tue Jul 22, 12:17:00 AM, Swinebread said...: All you need is severed head and you've got the plot to an EC comic!
At Thu Jul 24, 03:32:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: I agree! What this blog needs more severed heads. ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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