Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, July 01, 2008


No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy doing some high level negotiating with some wealthy Republican swiftboaters. We are going to get them to help us prove that while John McCain was stationed in Vietnam, he captured himself and held himself captive for all of those years. (Hey, if the public will believe that John Kerry shot himself to get a Purple Heart, then they will believe anything!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of Charlton Heston's greatest onscreen moment ever. (No! It's not from Planet of the Apes!)

Jeepers! All of this swiftboating is making me thristy... Bartender!
(Hmm... I wonder if they have any chocolate cake?)

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At Tue Jul 01, 09:15:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Oh man, I completely forgot about that scene. Hilarious!

At Tue Jul 01, 09:59:00 AM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

You have quite the constitution if you can stomach mixing wealthy republicans AND chocolate cake!

Hats off to you.

At Thu Jul 03, 09:41:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: I love that scene. Despite his Republican leanings, Chuck Heston is great!

Unconventional Conventionist: Ah, with enough chocolate cake all things are possible!

At Fri Jul 04, 09:51:00 PM, Blogger Swinebread said...

Chuck still had it even though he had become a total asshat.

At Mon Jul 07, 08:05:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Indeed, Swinebread. I think that he preferred to be called 'Mr. Asshat', though. ;o)


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