No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy doing some high level negotiating with some wealthy Republican swiftboaters. We are going to get them to help us prove that while John McCain was stationed in Vietnam, he captured himself and held himself captive for all of those years. (Hey, if the public will believe that John Kerry shot himself to get a Purple Heart, then they will believe anything!)
In the meantime you can watch this swell video of Charlton Heston's greatest onscreen moment ever. (No! It's not from Planet of the Apes!)
Jeepers! All of this swiftboating is making me thristy... Bartender!
(Hmm... I wonder if they have any chocolate cake?)