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Friday, August 22, 2008

We Have Met The Enemy and He Is Us

I, for one, was not surprised to find out that Bigfoot is a Walt Kelly character.

I Go Pogo

4 Comments:

At Fri Aug 22, 08:11:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: I loved this line:

we’re now the best Bigfoot hunters in the world

"We're now the best Republicans in the world."
At Sat Aug 23, 05:30:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: how many houses does bigfoot have?
At Mon Aug 25, 12:07:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Ha! Sounds like a congressional investigation led by Dennis Hastert!

Distributorcap: Just one. But it's as big as the whole outdoors!
At Mon Aug 25, 07:08:00 PM, Batocchio said...: Holy crap, and Deck the Halls with Boston Charlie!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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