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Friday, September 19, 2008

The Adventures of Barack Obama Across the 8th Dimension!

 
During a failed political experiment during the Ford administration, Dick Cheney briefly enters another dimension where his mind is taken over by the evil Lord John Whorfin.
During a failed political experiment during the Ford administration, Dick Cheney briefly enters another dimension where his mind is taken over by the evil Lord John Whorfin.

Lord Whorfin is the leader of the Lectroids, a race of alien  neocons from Planet 10 in the 8th dimension.
Lord Whorfin is the leader of the Lectroids, a race of alien neocons from Planet 10 in the 8th dimension.

In the guise of Cheney, Lord Whorfin brings his army of neocon Lectroids to Earth. They are able to disguise their appearence and pass as human among the American population because of their infiltration of the...
In the guise of Cheney, Lord Whorfin brings his army of neocon Lectroids to earth. They are able to disguise their appearence and pass as human among the American population because of their infiltration of the...

...the mainstream media...
...mainstream media...

...and the military industrial complex. That is, Haliburton!
...and the military industrial complex.

'Is everything alright with the soon to be stolen presidential election, or should we just go ahead and destroy russia?'
The neocon Lectroids use the failed wartime policies to distract the public from their theft of billions of dollars, and to steal national elections.

There is only one hope that can save the country from certain destruction at the hands of the evil neocon Lectroids - Barack Obama and the Blue State Cavaliers.
There is only one man that can save the country from certain destruction at the hands of the evil neocon Lectroids - Barack Obama and the Blue State Cavaliers.

Barack Obama will save the world with his campaign of hope, his handy Oscillation Overthruster, and...
Barack Obama will save the world with his campaign of hope, his handy Oscillation Overthruster, and...

The power of Rock & Roll!
...the power of Rock & Roll!

The Adventures of Barack Obama Across the 8th Dimension!
 

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12 Comments:

At Fri Sep 19, 08:19:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

HA!

 
At Fri Sep 19, 09:00:00 AM, Blogger Matty Boy said...

Note that in real life, only one person in this story has the name "John".

Unless you count that person behind the scenes John Bolton, and I work hard to try to never count him.

 
At Fri Sep 19, 09:26:00 AM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

"The Power Of Rock Compels You."
"The Power Of Rock Compels You."
"The Power Of Rock Compels You."

That should work pretty good along with that overthruster thingy.

 
At Fri Sep 19, 09:27:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Brilliant.

 
At Fri Sep 19, 09:39:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Holy crap those mouse-overs are genius!

This is high up there, like the Jesus Convention.

 
At Fri Sep 19, 10:07:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

I thought Admiral Ackbar was a GOOD guy.

 
At Fri Sep 19, 11:00:00 AM, Blogger DCup said...

Brilliant!

 
At Sun Sep 21, 02:28:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Wizardry. You are a genius. And a scary genius, at that. Oh how I wish I had your potoshopy skills.

 
At Mon Sep 22, 01:57:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

Now that is fucking awesome!

 
At Tue Sep 23, 11:47:00 AM, Blogger mwb said...

And the watermelon? They still haven't explained that.

 
At Tue Sep 23, 11:48:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Classic movie nicely woven into politics.

 
At Tue Sep 23, 12:17:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: :o)

Matty Boy: Really? What about John Bigbooty? (BOOTAY!) ;o)

Unconventional Conventionist: Hmm... what kind of rock? Fraggle rock, perhaps? ;o)

Dr. Monkerstein: Thank you, Dr. Monkerstein! Coming from you, that is quite a compliment. :o)

Jess Wundrun: Jeepers, Thanks Jess!

Übermilf: Ack! That's a different movie! Although the resemblence is uncanny...

DCup: Thanks, DCup!

Utah Savage: Thanks, Utah Savage!

Swinebread: Thanks, Swinebread!

MWB: I know. I still wonder about that too...

Dean Wormer: Thanks, Dean Wormer!

 

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