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Friday, September 19, 2008

Plan 9 From Outer Space

 
Plan 9 From Outer Space...
Randal over at L'ennui mélodieux has recently compared the McCain campaign to the film Plan 9 From Outer Space...

Which makes a certain degree of sense, as Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead....
Which makes a certain degree of sense, as Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead....

Sarah Palin explains...
I sort of had a different film in mind, though...
 

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The Adventures of Barack Obama Across the 8th Dimension!

 
During a failed political experiment during the Ford administration, Dick Cheney briefly enters another dimension where his mind is taken over by the evil Lord John Whorfin.
During a failed political experiment during the Ford administration, Dick Cheney briefly enters another dimension where his mind is taken over by the evil Lord John Whorfin.

Lord Whorfin is the leader of the Lectroids, a race of alien  neocons from Planet 10 in the 8th dimension.
Lord Whorfin is the leader of the Lectroids, a race of alien neocons from Planet 10 in the 8th dimension.

In the guise of Cheney, Lord Whorfin brings his army of neocon Lectroids to Earth. They are able to disguise their appearence and pass as human among the American population because of their infiltration of the...
In the guise of Cheney, Lord Whorfin brings his army of neocon Lectroids to earth. They are able to disguise their appearence and pass as human among the American population because of their infiltration of the...

...the mainstream media...
...mainstream media...

...and the military industrial complex. That is, Haliburton!
...and the military industrial complex.

'Is everything alright with the soon to be stolen presidential election, or should we just go ahead and destroy russia?'
The neocon Lectroids use the failed wartime policies to distract the public from their theft of billions of dollars, and to steal national elections.

There is only one hope that can save the country from certain destruction at the hands of the evil neocon Lectroids - Barack Obama and the Blue State Cavaliers.
There is only one man that can save the country from certain destruction at the hands of the evil neocon Lectroids - Barack Obama and the Blue State Cavaliers.

Barack Obama will save the world with his campaign of hope, his handy Oscillation Overthruster, and...
Barack Obama will save the world with his campaign of hope, his handy Oscillation Overthruster, and...

The power of Rock & Roll!
...the power of Rock & Roll!

The Adventures of Barack Obama Across the 8th Dimension!
 

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