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Monday, January 12, 2009

The U.S. Air Force has created an Anti-Blogger Blogging Device!

5 Comments:

At Mon Jan 12, 10:43:00 AM, Michael Hart said...: Ha! Do those dickwads in the Emerging Technology Division of the AFPAA (Air Force Public Affairs Agency) realllly think aircraft mechanics can identify postings that are "satirical" in nature-- without an Air Force Web Post Assessment tool??
I think not!
At Mon Jan 12, 11:31:00 AM, Darius Whiteplume said...: I'd comment, but I am on a DoD system right now.

The whole chart seems to hit right above "Happy Underpants" :-)
At Mon Jan 12, 10:18:00 PM, Odile said...: You have been discovered ¿now what? (i´m scared)
At Tue Jan 13, 10:39:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: I'm sure somehow that Ricardo Montalban figures into this.
At Thu Jan 15, 09:48:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: I wrote that comment before the news of his death. I'm starting to get the feeling that somehow if I mention a famous person he or she will pass away.

Dick Cheney.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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