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Monday, January 12, 2009

Surfs Up!

Cheney still defends waterboarding.

18 Comments:

At Mon Jan 12, 11:26:00 AM, Darius Whiteplume said...: I imagine it is hard to stay on that board after Ashcroft anoints it with holy unguents.

Is that Brian Wilson's body Cheney is inhabiting? Makes sense since he writes the tunes the rest dance to.
At Mon Jan 12, 11:41:00 AM, Claire said...: Eight more days!
At Mon Jan 12, 12:50:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: It's OK, it's OK, we only did to 3 people.

Swear to God, cross my heart, Honest Abe.
At Mon Jan 12, 03:21:00 PM, lisahgolden said...: They look so clean cut....
At Mon Jan 12, 10:20:00 PM, Odile said...: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1myjd_beach-boys-surfin-usa_creation
At Tue Jan 13, 10:18:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: Give the guy a break. He's still not quite sure how our inefficient, weak human bodies operate.
At Tue Jan 13, 10:38:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: I don't like to wish people with pacemakers ill will but I don't think the world would suffer if he got a little to close to somebody microwaving a taco.
At Tue Jan 13, 05:13:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: He instantly makes me sick to my stomach. Now I have to navigate away, sorry!
At Tue Jan 13, 09:17:00 PM, Mr. Natural said...: GREAT PHOTOSHOP! I never thought I'd ever smile in reference to those turds...may they lie dead in the street in front of their mothers' houses as they have left so many!
At Wed Jan 14, 12:12:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Surf Nazis Must Die!
At Wed Jan 14, 02:39:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: randal-

Surf Nazis Must Die!

Pales in comparison to "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!"
At Wed Jan 14, 07:42:00 PM, okjimm said...: trouble is .... the beach bums ya gotta pictured were dis-harmonious to most of America..... and did have a good vibration amongst the bunch.... and bar barbara ann was a douche, not a sloop john b
At Wed Jan 14, 07:58:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: With all deference to the Beach Boys

Wouldn't It Be Nice
If they were arrested....
At Wed Jan 14, 10:19:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: Dcap, you just landed a 10 point perfect comment. Happens to be the only musical phrase from any Beach Boy song I can stand without spitting up in my mouth.
At Wed Jan 14, 11:09:00 PM, Michael Hart said...: Ahhhhh...
I like the thoughtful clothes they wear; and the way the sunlight plays upon their hair.. .

Excellent work, Doctor.
At Thu Jan 15, 03:45:00 PM, Jaliya said...: Yep ... Surf's up! But wait! Where are the sharks? ;-)

(Still doubled over...) ;-D
At Thu Jan 15, 06:26:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Darius Whiteplume: Cheney does indeed write the tunes that the rest dance to, but not for much longer! :o)

CDP: Yay! I can harldy wait!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: That's according to Wolf Blitzer, whose onscreen presence is torture in itself for his viewers.

Lisa: Of course! All of the hippies are on the other side of the aisle.

Odile: Yay! Thanks for that moment of beach music, Odile. :o)

Übermilf: He knows enough about how our inefficient, weak human bodies operate to torture them!

Dean Wormer: Mmm... Tacos! I volunteer to eat the microwaved results.

GETkristiLOVE: Ack! Bye!

Mr. Natural: Well put, Mr. Natural!

Randal Graves: "I'm not anti-girls, girls are anti-me!"

Dean Wormer: I don't know, "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!" has a certain ring to it.

okjimm: Jeepers, you take things os literally! ;o)

Distributorcap: Oh, soon... Please...

Utah Savage: Speaking of making people spit up in their mouth, Dick Cheney has the Beach Boys beat on that point by a mile!

Michael Hart: How poetical! Very nice. :o)

Jaliya: They're the ones carrying the surf board!
At Fri Jan 16, 10:06:00 AM, mwb said...: What a terrible boy group!

None of them is the cute one or the smart one or the funky one, etc.

They're all the scary one!

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