Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, February 27, 2009

Dept. of Boldly Going Nowhere

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal as Alfred E. Newman

It has been days since Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal unsuccessfully thrust himself dramatically onto the national stage, and yet the negative effect of his present public relations tailspin has yet to stop plummeting.

The latest scoop is that Jindal's heroic tale that he used in his speech about how he used his awesome Republican "can do" spunk to cut through the red-tape and stop the Republican beaurocrats from blocking efforts to rescue those lazy, shiftless Katrina victims from the evils of big government was a lie.

Bobby Jindal may not be as loopy as Sarah Palin yet, but he's working on it!

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At Fri Feb 27, 03:46:00 PM, Blogger boukman70 said...

Wait, Zaius, you gotta remember, Jindaltalia used to talk how he successfully exorcised a friend. He, believe it or not, is nuttier than Palin. Anyway, I hope he's gone soon. I'm tired of blogging about him.

At Fri Feb 27, 04:17:00 PM, Blogger Bubs said...

He's never killed a moose, but then again Palin's never done an exorcism. I forget who I heard on the radio that refers to Jindal as "The exorcist" every time he's mentioned, but I love it.

What a dick. And he's posturing about not taking any of that dirty stimulus money, either. I'll bet that makes Senator "Diaper Boy" Vitter happy--more "stimulus" for him.

At Fri Feb 27, 04:35:00 PM, Blogger Elizabeth McQuern said...

You could not write characters like Bobby Jindal and Sarah Palin. They're sort of unbelievable as human beings.

At Fri Feb 27, 04:43:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Zaius -

Someday, we need to team up and write our own comic strip, together.



At Fri Feb 27, 05:42:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

But he's so sincere when he lies!

At Fri Feb 27, 06:25:00 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

Well, he can't grow boobs to compete with Sarah. I guess he's gotta do something to compete on her level!

At Fri Feb 27, 06:32:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Repubs seem to be attracting their fair share of wing nuts. Until Bob Gucinone bases a Nailin Palin style porno flick on him Sarah still has the crown. Still at least Repubs still have the sense to stick with the Big Government angle. People love a good conspiracy theory. In fact they are a key element in most religions!

At Sat Feb 28, 08:59:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Perhaps if his head gets any bigger (it certainly looks so in this real photograph!) we can use it to plug up that volcano, thereby saving precious dollars for more important earmarks, such as abstinence edumacation.

At Sun Mar 01, 12:59:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

I knew from the instant that man opened his mouth that whatever he said was headed straight up his ass.

At Sun Mar 01, 04:43:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dunno - maybe Obama is scared of this guy. He seems to be working on a 'plan B' in the form of a movie career

At Tue Mar 03, 10:01:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

It is funny that the rank and file is trying to make Jindal out as some sort of wonk.

The guy is just as clueless when it comes to public policy as everybody else in that rancid political party.

At Tue Mar 03, 12:41:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

boukman70: I agree. It is retty hard to find a politician nuttier than Palin, but Jindal does indeed foot the bill!

Bubs: I should dig up some picture from the film "The Exorcist" and stick Jindal's head on the priest!

Elizabeth McQuern: Indeed! They are kind of unbelievable in any realm of imagination. :o)

Tengrain: OK. You have to do the borders! :o)

Übermilf: Lies told with such sincerity will not go unrewarded. (In GOP heaven!)

Lisa: Boobs are definitely an asset in a political campaign. Maybe he could get some fake ones!

Jang-chub Ozer: Strangely enough their is a Palin porno that came out right before the election. I haven't seen it yet, though!

Randal Graves: I'm all for that! (The Jindal's head stuck in a volcano part, at least.)

Comrade Kevin: Everyman has his own lodestar. I guess that he has to work with what he's got!

Jang-chub Ozer: Ha! What a great site!

Dean Wormer: I know! It's disheartening to the media go so gaga for such a goo goo goober. :o(

At Sat Mar 07, 11:24:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

Palin/Jindal in '12!


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