Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, March 06, 2009

All Kryptonite Issue: The Negative Effects of Red Kryptonite

Created when Green Kryptonite passes through a radioactive "Bipartisan" cloud, Red Kryptonite has strange and unpredictable effects on the president.

The effect was first manifested publicly on February 5th of this year when President Obama named a new executive director for his White House Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships and signed an executive order creating a 25-member advisory council of religious and community leaders.

As a result of his exposure to to the unpredictable Red Kryptonite, Obama left completely untouched five Bush-era executive orders and numerous agency regulations and rulings that allow publicly funded religious groups to discriminate in hiring on religious grounds and permit public funds to pay for construction and renovation of buildings used for worship. That means that billions of tax dollars shall be allocated today under the controversial Bush-era rules!

To learn more about this insidious act, visit the website of Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, or contact their Executive Director, Rev. Barry W. Lynn.

We must help the president come to his senses! Contact the president's office immediately!

* Through the White House comment site:

* By phone:
the comments line is 202-456-1111
the switchboard is 202-456-1414
the FAX number is 202-456-2461

* By mail:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500.

Stop Discrimination NOW!


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At Wed Mar 11, 12:05:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Um, they may want to take away our civil rights but that one ant also looks like it wants to get a little to close to Lois Lane.

At Wed Mar 11, 04:53:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

civil rights is one thing, taking six-legged insect liberties is another!

At Mon Mar 16, 08:55:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

This is excellent, Dr. Z!!



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