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Friday, March 06, 2009

All Kryptonite Issue: President Obama's Kryptonite Handbook

We were were all thrilled when President Obama was sworn into office...

And we are all grateful at the speed at which he took the helm...

But although the president is endowed with many miraculous super powers, he is not completely invulnerable!

Originating from his home world of Krypton, Green Kryptonite can become deadly to the president when wielded by his political rivals!

Also a danger, and created when Green Kryptonite passes through a radioactive 'Bipartisan' cloud, Red Kryptonite has strange and unpredictable effects on the president.

Gold and Jewel Kryptonite weakens the president's message when Bankers and Wall Street moguls give themselves big fat bonuses and private jets with TARP money!

Blue Kryptonite is deadly to Republican politicians and pundits. (See Bizarro Politics.)

White Power Kryptonite is formed when green kryptonite is exposed to certain frequencies of AM radio. (Has been known to cause brain damage in humans.)

Watch out, Mr. President!

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At Fri Mar 06, 10:34:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

It's too bad the goopers have no one cool, because sure, Gene Hackman's Lex was evil, but he was cool and yeah I know that was a movie but I haven't read a Superman comic in years.

They DO have plenty of Solomon Grundys, though.

At Fri Mar 06, 03:06:00 PM, Blogger Michael Hart said...

Where's that fat head Perry White and that liberal hack-tart Lois Lane, and why aren't they helping?

At Fri Mar 06, 03:39:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Danger is everywhere!

At Fri Mar 06, 07:32:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

I think Jimmy Olsen should be the Press Secretary!



At Fri Mar 06, 08:05:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can hardly wait for the Bizarro version!

At Sat Mar 07, 11:20:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i think i need to buy some lead

At Tue Mar 10, 06:33:00 AM, Blogger addtree said...

warm weather may increase chances of getting a headache, just give the gold ones. EVERYBODY PANIC?

At Tue Mar 10, 03:28:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Oh no, not already!

At Wed Mar 11, 12:04:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Stronger than a speeding, drunken congressman.

Able to leap over the federal deficit in a single bound.

Look, up in the sky...

It's an American bald eagle...

It's Air Force One...

At Wed Mar 11, 04:51:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: Actually, I haven't read a Superman comic in years either. It's so much fun to look at comic book blogs, though!

Michael Hart: There are being attacked by giant ants in the next post! Ack!

Dguzman: Danger is INDEED everywhere! I think that I just stepped in some!

Tengrain: That weener? I think that he should go work for Chris Mathews! :o)

Jang-chub Ozer: It's going to be pretty difficult to photoshop Rush Limbaugh into a chiseled Bizarro character!

Distributorcap: Indeed! We need leaded underpants!

Addtree: Warm weather is OK, but global warming is passé.

GETkristiLOVE: The Honeymoon is over, according to the media!

Dean Wormer: A speeding, drunken congressman? Do you mean South Carolina state senator Russell R. "Randy" Scott or Texas state representative Mike Krusee? :o)

At Sun Mar 15, 07:34:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kewl. Had to swipe this one for my blog. Mine now. Thanks, but will of course give credit.


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