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Friday, April 03, 2009

There is No Fool Like an April Fool (With Sprinkles!)

 
After enduring criticism from Democrats and the media over their Giant Steaming Pile of Budget Blueprints last week, Rep. Paul Ryan and the House Republicans released their official alternative to President Obama's $3.6 trillion budget on Wednesday, April Fool's Day.

After enduring criticism from Democrats and the media over their Giant Steaming Pile of Budget Blueprints last week, Rep. Paul Ryan and the House Republicans released their official alternative to President Obama's $3.6 trillion budget on Wednesday, April Fool's Day.



This budget is not like the Republican "trickle-down-economics" budgets from the past...



This is a brand new "trickle-down-economics" budget - with sprinkles!



The House GOP members know that they must stop President Obama and his communist scheme to save the economy that the Republicans destroyed. Time is of the essence! Now is the time to implement the important tax cuts that will feed and educate American's children, fight those nasty old terrorists, and keep America strong!



Taking a cue from the greatest president ever, Herbert Hoover, the new House GOP budget (with sprinkles!) will freeze all discretionary spending for the next five years and rescind the evil stimulus bill. Just like valient efforts of President Hoover, the new House GOP budget will prevent the looming economic depression and save the day! Let the invisible hand of the marketplace prevail on the most deserving, just as God intended.



Under the gentle and caring regulations of the new House GOP "flat tax" budget the least deserving, laziest low-income families would pay more in taxes. (Over a fourth of taxpayers, that is.) while the most deserving, hardest working and wealthiest one percent of taxpayers would pay an average of $100,000 less in taxes. This new GOP budget has more tax-cuts for-the-rich than George Bush's old tax-cuts for-the-rich ever did!




Not to be outdone by the financial inspiration of the house Republicans, economic intellectual Sen. John McCain [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ] has unveiled his own GOP budget alternative...



The main difference between the budget that McCain cooked up and the House GOP budget is that McCain's budget is gooshier! (But sadly, no sprinkles.)
 

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16 Comments:

At Fri Apr 03, 06:38:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

How can anyone in the media report anything a republican says with a straight face? I mean, come on, it's too stupid to take seriously and I'm sure I'd bust out laughing and not be able to stop.

 
At Fri Apr 03, 06:57:00 PM, Blogger Some Guy said...

They sure are a doodie-ful bunch, aren't they?

(Sorry)

 
At Fri Apr 03, 08:48:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Mmmmm, sprinkles!

The GOP must have finally found the fiber, they seem to be producing much more than usual these days.

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Sat Apr 04, 08:38:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

You've got the straight poop on this story!

 
At Sat Apr 04, 10:13:00 AM, Blogger zencomix said...

Your Sprinkliness knows no bounds!

 
At Sat Apr 04, 01:34:00 PM, Blogger Mauigirl said...

Found the fiber, that's good! Maybe they should become spokespeople for Fiber One Cereal.

With Sprinkles, hilarious, Tengrain!

 
At Sat Apr 04, 01:50:00 PM, Blogger Michael Hart said...

Thanks, Doc, for your brilliant exposé on how teh Republicans are redefining scatalogical humor for the next generation of wage slaves. And compassionate conservatives remind you to always remember: Step over the homeless— not on them.

 
At Sat Apr 04, 11:59:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

The only good thing to come out of the various stimulus's is that Rush is vacating New York. One more steaming pile of crap to settle in some other gated and guarded paradise for the richisest richy folks. I'm hoping he finds this tax haven somewhere out of the country and fades from memory. I know it's not likely, but a girls got to have dreams.

 
At Sun Apr 05, 10:42:00 AM, Blogger Bubs said...

Much like the GOP and their wrong ideas, your repeated depictions of "fudge" are making me queasy--think "Salo" by Pasolini.

Unlike the GOP though, you at least make me laugh.

 
At Mon Apr 06, 11:48:00 AM, Blogger Zoey and Me said...

I like that "get a room already" typical way the Rethugs think. Good one!

 
At Mon Apr 06, 01:20:00 PM, Blogger Johnny Yen said...

How can you tell when a Republican is tell you a bunch of horseshit? His lips are moving.

 
At Mon Apr 06, 02:52:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

It's still not very tasty despite the sprinkles. Just one man's opinion.

 
At Mon Apr 06, 05:55:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

But at least it ain't socialism.

 
At Wed Apr 08, 08:43:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

I can't believe you are defiling the memory of St. Ronnie Reagan in such a fashion.

 
At Sat Apr 11, 12:23:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee, MD said...

Uh-oh. It looks like Romney's stocking up for 2012- The Feces Odyssey.

 
At Sat Apr 11, 05:16:00 PM, Blogger Fantastic Forrest said...

Excellent evaluation of the evildoers'excretory economic embellishments!

Well done, Zaius.

 

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