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Friday, March 27, 2009

Another Giant Steaming Pile of Republican Tax Deductions and Personal Exemptions

 
House Minority Leader John Boehner and other House Republican leaders called a press conference Thursday to unveil their much anticipated detailed "road-to-recovery" alternative budget. the 18 page proposal gives no real specifics, save one - an enormous tax cut for the wealthy.

Despite the lack of depth that the document contains, Boehner promised further details next week that will clarify how the new Republican plan will fertilize America's economy by discharging the country's toxic debt in one swift and melodious evacuation.
 

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15 Comments:

At Fri Mar 27, 11:58:00 AM, Blogger Michael Hart said...

Ha! As anyone can plainly see, that's the same old dried up piece 'o petrified poop they've been fondling for years. What's not so clear are all the sweaty wishes in his other hand; but we know which hand filled up first...

 
At Fri Mar 27, 12:10:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

'bout time someone said what needs to be done. How else are we going to rebuild the economy, selling crocodile tears?

I wouldn't want to be the man tasked with gathering those, yikes!

 
At Fri Mar 27, 02:43:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

But Dr. Zaius - I don't see the farm bill's corn subsidies in it!

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Sat Mar 28, 12:20:00 AM, Blogger General Stuck said...

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At Sat Mar 28, 12:20:00 AM, Blogger General Stuck said...

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At Sat Mar 28, 03:07:00 PM, Blogger Kulkuri said...

SSDD, Same Shit, Different Day. They haven't had a new idea in 30 years, so why would we expect anything different.

 
At Sat Mar 28, 05:01:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's fine in theory but will never work in practice - the rich already don't pay taxes!

 
At Sun Mar 29, 03:01:00 PM, Blogger Mauigirl said...

Well done, Dr. Z. An apt metaphor!

 
At Sun Mar 29, 06:54:00 PM, Blogger annabkrr said...

WTF was he holding in his hand??? LMAO

 
At Mon Mar 30, 08:32:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

boner, cantor & co guys must have their artwork at ratemypoo.com

( i will get to the meme)

 
At Mon Mar 30, 08:47:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Republicans eat up our money supply in the market, then depress prices in our green belts and ravage our crops.

 
At Tue Mar 31, 05:56:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Michael Hart: Ew! You certainly create a dramatic visual with your words, Mr. Hart! :o)

Randal Graves: The have been selling crocodile tears for years! And it's not the gathering that is difficult, it is the polishing that takes practice!

Tengrain: Look close. It's in there somewhere!

Matty Boy: Of course! Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes!?!?

Kulkuri: 18 pages of Xeroxed ideas. Without numbers, even!

Jang-chub Ozer: If they lower the tax rate for the wealthy enough, the government will have to pay rich people money!

Mauigirl: Thanks, Mauigirl!

Anna: The stuff that (Republican) dreams are made of, my dear. ;o)

Distributorcap: You always find the most highbrow websites, DCap! Don't worry about the meme, I always take forever to get around to them as well...

Xena: Ha! Best quote of the week! :o)

 
At Tue Mar 31, 01:40:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feds shifting wealth from taxpayers to farmers NOT to grow taters, but the farmers are worried about the "socialism" of GM being nationalized

 
At Tue Mar 31, 07:06:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

And such old poop with old arguments attached to it!

 
At Wed Apr 01, 09:18:00 PM, Blogger jim said...

Details did indeed come out - & the stink from the thing could peel paint at fifty paces.

It's the exact same "freeze everything except vets' bennies & war toys" stroke of genius that catapulted McCain to victory in No- ... er ... well, it includes a plan to use the revenues from increased domestic oil drilling to fund clean alternative ener- ... oh, wait ... in REALITY those benefits will go to private corporations who'll instantly insulate them from Uncle Sam's scaly claws in offshore havens ... uh oh - take me away, Calgon!1!!

 

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