Just Put It On the Taxpayer's Tab, My Good Sir...
No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I have been very busy lately spending our "retention" bonus at the Rich People Only Club. we have been dining with bad bankers and phony financiers on meaty, piping hot bailout brisket, lavishly drenched in sizzling stimulus sauce. The commodity and equity biscuits are delicious with gobs of oppressed mob butter, and extra lashings of holy-crap-we're-in-a-jam! (Ms. Gregarious and I both drink our Bonded single-malt, 100 proof "liquidity injections" the same way that the economic forecast is looking, on the rocks!)
In the meantime, you can check out these swell links that are guaranteed to defraud, swindle and deceive you out of your hard earned tax dollars and Social Security payments by the lowest forms of trickery imaginable!
Blue Gal has posted the final submissions for the Carnival of the Liberals 87!
BAC has a mind-blowing post about Tammy Bruce. (Badtux posted about her, too!)
Sunandheir has posted the definitive guide to the seductive and deadly Poison Ivy. (It's great!)
Both Dean Wormer and Comrade Kevin did great posts about their fathers.
Jang-chub Ozer has an interesting post about celebrity IQs.
Übermilf wants to deal with those Wall Street "top performers" using the Aunt Bea approach.
Randal has started an unusual soap opera.
Oliver Willis has a new website, News America Now.
Wee Mousie Nails Bobby Jindal!
Aspiring wordsmith Bubs has been published - twice!
Niblet got his stitches out! Yay! :o)
TexBetsy has an interesting post about weenies.
FranIAm recalls her trip to Machu Picchu.
GETkristiLOVE went to Ecuador.
Lisa's daughter went to the prom. (With pictures!)
Sleestak and Thought Criminal have fun with AT-ATs.
Utah Savage needs help editing the first three chapters [ 1, 2, 3 ] of her book.
Distributorcap has some great pictures!
Darkblack is awesome. [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]
So are The Omnipotent Poobah and Ice Station Tango.
Sue J has posted a warning to all individuals that are squeaky and made of fleece.
Matty Boy asks the obvious question, "Don't you Twitterstand?"
Some Guy has a unique view of the free market.
Mauigirl invokes the famous Casablanca quote,"I'm shocked - shocked!"
Darius Whiteplume has a great video, but is ignoring the logic of Commander T'Pol.
Pissed Off Patricia seems to be handling things better than I am.
What Now Toons is aways great!
Jess Wundrun has been on a blogcation lately... :o(
The Ardent Thread says that the new sashiko books are here!
I agree with Aunt Dahlia about Irish food.
I, Splotchy is getting pretty corny.
Eda Cherry waxes YouToobishly poetic about Post-it Notes.
The Hermit has a candid interview with Mayor Michael Bloomberg.
Kulkuri points out that privatization of the military is not new.
TF is a great artist who has survived the zombie rainbow pony war.
Puddy says that April 18th is Record Store Day! (You get fee records!)
Gilligan reminds you that salad cream is not just for salads.
Ruby Mae say that positinos, negatino and neutrinos can run both hot and cold.
Michael Hart has a great quote from H.G. Wells.
The Wulfshead is getting might crowded!
Lockwood is a geologist, and features a new mineral every Monday!
Elizabeth McQuern graphically depicts the horrors of Twitter.
Those still suffering from the ravages of Battlestar Galactica: [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]
In the meantime, you can check out these swell links that are guaranteed to defraud, swindle and deceive you out of your hard earned tax dollars and Social Security payments by the lowest forms of trickery imaginable!
Blue Gal has posted the final submissions for the Carnival of the Liberals 87!
BAC has a mind-blowing post about Tammy Bruce. (Badtux posted about her, too!)
Sunandheir has posted the definitive guide to the seductive and deadly Poison Ivy. (It's great!)
Both Dean Wormer and Comrade Kevin did great posts about their fathers.
Jang-chub Ozer has an interesting post about celebrity IQs.
Übermilf wants to deal with those Wall Street "top performers" using the Aunt Bea approach.
Randal has started an unusual soap opera.
Oliver Willis has a new website, News America Now.
Wee Mousie Nails Bobby Jindal!
Aspiring wordsmith Bubs has been published - twice!
Niblet got his stitches out! Yay! :o)
TexBetsy has an interesting post about weenies.
FranIAm recalls her trip to Machu Picchu.
GETkristiLOVE went to Ecuador.
Lisa's daughter went to the prom. (With pictures!)
Sleestak and Thought Criminal have fun with AT-ATs.
Utah Savage needs help editing the first three chapters [ 1, 2, 3 ] of her book.
Distributorcap has some great pictures!
Darkblack is awesome. [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]
So are The Omnipotent Poobah and Ice Station Tango.
Sue J has posted a warning to all individuals that are squeaky and made of fleece.
Matty Boy asks the obvious question, "Don't you Twitterstand?"
Some Guy has a unique view of the free market.
Mauigirl invokes the famous Casablanca quote,"I'm shocked - shocked!"
Darius Whiteplume has a great video, but is ignoring the logic of Commander T'Pol.
Pissed Off Patricia seems to be handling things better than I am.
What Now Toons is aways great!
Jess Wundrun has been on a blogcation lately... :o(
The Ardent Thread says that the new sashiko books are here!
I agree with Aunt Dahlia about Irish food.
I, Splotchy is getting pretty corny.
Eda Cherry waxes YouToobishly poetic about Post-it Notes.
The Hermit has a candid interview with Mayor Michael Bloomberg.
Kulkuri points out that privatization of the military is not new.
TF is a great artist who has survived the zombie rainbow pony war.
Puddy says that April 18th is Record Store Day! (You get fee records!)
Gilligan reminds you that salad cream is not just for salads.
Ruby Mae say that positinos, negatino and neutrinos can run both hot and cold.
Michael Hart has a great quote from H.G. Wells.
The Wulfshead is getting might crowded!
Lockwood is a geologist, and features a new mineral every Monday!
Elizabeth McQuern graphically depicts the horrors of Twitter.
Those still suffering from the ravages of Battlestar Galactica: [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]
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12 Comments:
Ah, the soirees at the Rich People Only club...Dancing a Curaçaon upon the backs of some sturdy depilatorized peasants as one elegantly inhales custom Rain forest-grown cigarettes in unobtainium holders and imbibes upon Ritz Side Cars, pinky upraised in the proscribed fashion amongst the Smart Set - No dirtynecked uncouthians about to spoil one's beautiful mind.
Paradise.
;>)
I thought you typed pimping hot bailout brisket.
Does this note in Simian Variety mean I have to actually churn out more stories?
Dammit, I enjoy corned beef and cabbage. You all eat your pop tarts.
I wanted to hang out in that club too, but I was only allowed to be one of the thugs standing by the door.
For a guy full of butter 'n biscuits you sure do get around right snappy like. What's your secret plan?
Why thank you for that! Cake?
you always sit at the cool table
Well, that kept me busy for a while. Thanks for the roundup.
Gee, Dr. Z ... thanks!
BAC
Thanks for the shout-out, Dr. Z!
Darkblack: Yeah, what you said! Those dirtynecked uncouthians always spoil everything! :o)
Randal Graves: 'Pimping-piping' - You say tomato and I say generous "retention" bonus!
Bubs: Really? Which Repulican senator was guarding the door at the time? I'll have a word with him on your behalf.
Michael Hart: Shh! I'll tell you later. ;o)
Lisa: Did you say something about cake? :o)
Distributorcap: Indeed! It is probably because of my natural good looks and air of humility. :o)
ThoughtCriminal: Cool! They are all great sites!
BAC: Jeepers, BAC! **blush**
Lockwood: 'Natch, Lockwood!
Hey, thanks for the link, Dr. Z! I am honored!
Which film is that still from?
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