Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

It Must Be Green!

 
Ruby Rhod Obama: Like it or not, fascism is on the rise!
Like it or not, fascism is on the rise!

Ruby Rhod Obama: President Obama was born in the far flung, foreign land of Hawaii, so he is not a natural born American citizen. But no matter! With the aid of his ever-present teleprompter and his keen fascist instincts, the president is ging to raise your taxes and take your guns away!
President Obama was born in the far flung foreign land of Hawaii, so he is not a natural born American citizen. But no matter! With the aid of his ever-present teleprompter and his keen fascist instincts, the president is going to raise your taxes and take your guns away!

Ruby Rhod Obama: With the aid of the eugenics of embryonic stem cell research and abortion rights, Obama will finally create a socialist master race through the science of birth control and media manipulation!
With the aid of the eugenics of embryonic stem cell research and abortion rights, Obama will finally create a socialist master race through the science of birth control and media manipulation!

Ruby Rhod Obama: Using the the Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act, Obama shall create his own version of the Hitler Youth. The law shall force America's youth into mandatory national coercive servitude. Using their slave labor, the president will indoctrinate them to marginalize Christianity and destroy the American way of life!
Using the the Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act, Obama shall create his own version of the Hitler Youth. The law shall force America's youth into mandatory national coercive servitude. Using their slave labor, the president will indoctrinate them to marginalize Christianity and destroy the American way of life!

Ruby Rhod Obama: And we haven't even begun to talk about how the president plans to destroy the economy, socialize medicine and target Republican Chrysler dealers for closure!
And we haven't even begun to talk about how the president plans to destroy the economy, socialize medicine and target Republican Chrysler dealers for closure! It's all true... I read it here.

I shall help the president in any way I can, of course... Multipass!
I shall help the president in any way that I can, of course...
 

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19 Comments:

At Wed Jun 10, 10:50:00 AM, Blogger D. Debil said...

brilliant.

 
At Wed Jun 10, 12:49:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Nice.

I like the cut of your jib, zaius.

 
At Wed Jun 10, 01:06:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I just hope the master race uniforms are cool. I'm not a big fan of teal.

 
At Wed Jun 10, 01:17:00 PM, OpenID duros62 said...

Multi-pass!

My favoritest movie of all time! I drive my wife and kid crazy every time it's on TNT (which is like every other weekend).

 
At Wed Jun 10, 03:56:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Yea that is my favorite movie too, and I have the soundtrack so I really enjoy that "piece" you just satirized.

Its so wrong and yet, I cannot look away. I mean hey you didnt make THAT trainwreck, you just shined the light on it Dr Zauis!

 
At Wed Jun 10, 06:38:00 PM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

Imagine the hair color that would result if Dr. Zaius and Milla Jovovich had children. Frightening.

 
At Wed Jun 10, 07:10:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

Dr. Zaius I'm in awe of your superior simian sanity and intellect!

 
At Wed Jun 10, 07:20:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

I am just trying to imagine Milla Jovovich with orange Fur and a muzzle.

 
At Wed Jun 10, 09:09:00 PM, Blogger Steve said...

well since you are from the future I guess I'll have to get on board with closing every bidness run by a republicant and by some nutrisystem so I can fit into my soon to be delivered obama-corps uniform
(I hope they have nice hats they really make the outfit)

 
At Wed Jun 10, 09:19:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

You're a monster, Zaius - I mean Zorg.

Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Yeah, we call it human nature.

Guess who else loves that movie?

 
At Thu Jun 11, 09:33:00 AM, OpenID countess_baltar said...

That is going to give me nightmares. I mean, I could just hear Ruby Obama.

Yeah, I watch that movie entirely too much.

 
At Thu Jun 11, 10:28:00 AM, Blogger TF said...

big bada boom!!!

 
At Thu Jun 11, 06:19:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Aw that movie's a bunch of crap. It's supposed to be about the fifth element yet not one mention of boron.

 
At Fri Jun 12, 08:09:00 AM, Blogger Kenmeer livermaile said...

Always a pleasure, Dr. Zaius, you damn dirty ape;)

 
At Fri Jun 12, 08:59:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

D. Debil: Thank you, D. Debil! You are very kind.

Dean Wormer: Ha! Leave it to you to make a nautical reference, Dean Wormer! ;o)

Randal Graves: I agree! Teal, feh. I hope they have epilettes!

duros62: Me too! I love that movie. :o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Thank you, Seeing Eye Chick! I wonder if I should buy the soundtrack. I seem to remember there was some good incidental music in that film...

Darwin's Dagger: Don't be silly! It would be a lovely shade of orange, just as god intended. ;o)

Zirgar: Thank you, Zirgar! You are very kind. :o)

Seeing Eye Chick: It would be an improvement for all humans, trust me. ;o)

Steve: I am sure the hats will be awesome! We will all be much happier when we are part of the Obama Corp. ;o)

Susan: Hee hee! Zorg had a wicked haircut and a nifty plastic hat! It's one of my favorite films, too!

countess_baltar: Ha! I hope that I didn't give you nightmares! Ruby Obama wants your vote, you know! Even in your dreams. ;o)

TF: Indeed!
Leeloo: ...jella boom!
Korben Dallas: Boom. Yeah! I understand boom.
Leeloo: Bada boom.
Korben Dallas: Big... yeah, big bada boom.
Leeloo: Big! Bada big boom! Big! BOOM!
Korben Dallas: Yeah! Big bada boom!
Leeloo: Bada boom!
Korben Dallas: Yeah-hahaha! Big boom! Big bada boom!


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Hee hee! That's a good one! I should have thought of that. Very good! My kind of joke. :o)

Kenmeer livermaile: Thank you, Kenmeer livermaile!

 
At Fri Jun 12, 06:50:00 PM, Blogger Sleestak said...

Outstanding.

 
At Mon Jun 15, 05:35:00 PM, Blogger Johnny Yen said...

Don't forget the concentration camps that Glenn Beck warned us about.

 
At Thu Jun 18, 08:15:00 AM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

WOW. I love you, Doctor Zaius.

 
At Sun Jun 21, 07:17:00 AM, Blogger Scott said...

I would like to point out that your source confirms Obama's intention to reinstate the "Assault Weapons Ban". You know the law that bans firearms for purely cosmetic features only. Contrary to popular belief, you can't buy hand grenades and machine guns in the United States.

 

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