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Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Trust Me, I'm a Doctor...

Perhaps I have not made myself clear earlier regarding my diagnosis of the mainstream media. Let me clarify the issue to you on this nifty medical chart...

16 Comments:

At Wed Jun 17, 07:37:00 AM, Darius Whiteplume said...: That chart apparently doesn't go low enough to include O'Reilly. That is so going on my office wall.
At Wed Jun 17, 07:52:00 AM, Some Guy said...: I hope it's not contagious, Doc.
At Wed Jun 17, 08:37:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: You're just jealous of Leslie's full and manly beard.
At Wed Jun 17, 08:37:00 AM, The Hermit said...: I'm afraid it might be contagious and most people aren't interested in treatment. There are some ideas that ARE simply retarded yet the mainstream media treat it as equal to rational discourse. For example, I noticed how the mainstream media cover those 'minutemen' retards, well sort of cover them. See what I mean: http://haplesshermit.typepad.com/homepage/2009/06/more-patriots-minutemen-american-defense-leaders-take-out-dad-and-9year-old-daughter.html
At Wed Jun 17, 10:11:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Media Whores--The lot of them. They just want ratings and would cover the juggling of kittens and chainsaws if someone represented THAT as a sort of answer to whatever real discourse needs to happen over climate change, education, national debt, medical care, etc.,

Nice Chart Dr Zaius
At Wed Jun 17, 10:48:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: I believe God created Wolf Blitzer in His image.

I will shoot you with my God-given gun if you disagree.
At Wed Jun 17, 01:24:00 PM, lisahgolden said...: Damn, between your picture and ubermilf's comment, I forgot what it was that I was going to type.

Laughter is the best medicine.
At Wed Jun 17, 04:00:00 PM, Michael Hart said...: Of all the tards available, you pick the only robot? I guess you could say Fux Noize is not MSM, but a lot of viewers think it is because they have no other choice.
But G Beck, S Hannity are way under Blitzturd for sure.
At Wed Jun 17, 06:13:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: *Slaps forehead*

It all makes sense now!
At Wed Jun 17, 07:16:00 PM, Lockwood said...: I guess that cigarette is up and off the chart if it applies only to MSM personalities, and not the general population.
At Wed Jun 17, 08:12:00 PM, Steve said...: thanks diagrams like this help me understand better
At Wed Jun 17, 10:16:00 PM, Life As I Know It Now said...: Dr. Z I didn't know you smoked!

I noticed there are no options better than average. What a shame that is.
At Thu Jun 18, 08:00:00 AM, Darwin's Dagger said...: The creationists really should be much lower on that chart. Maybe Wolf Blitzer too.
At Thu Jun 18, 01:37:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Darius Whiteplume: Indeed! But this chart is only for the mainstream media! I have a different chart for the likes of Mr. O'Reilly. I'm glad that you will put this on your wall! :o)

Some Guy: Some diseases are more fatal for the doctor than the patient, I fear...

Randal Graves: Bah! No human's beard could match that of an orangutan from the future!

The Hermit: That's just silly. Everyone knows that martians use diet soda to power their ray guns!

Seeing Eye Chick: Thank you, Seeing Eye Chick! I just wanted to point out that FOX News is not the only rodeo clown in town.

Übermilf: Hmm... Germaine Gregarious might have something to say about that...

Lisa: I agree! Laughter is indeed the best medicine. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Michael Hart: But this chart is only for the mainstream media! I have a different chart for the likes of Glenn Beck and that crowd.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: So glad to clarify things for you, Jon!

Lockwood: Of course not! What cigarette? Oh, that cigarette. The cigarette is not part of the chart at all. Forget you saw that part. I'm a doctor, remember...

Steve: Indeed! Medical charts are always very helpful.

Liberality: Who, me? That must have been a Photoshop error. There are no options better than average on this chart because it only applies to humans, of course. ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: But of course! This chart only accounts for the failings of part of humanity. THere are other charts for the rest of it. ;o)
At Thu Jun 18, 10:19:00 PM, The Cunning Runt said...: Sweet.

I wanna see the chart with Glen and Sean and Rush on it.

With all the respect a mere man can muster,

Me.
At Mon Jun 22, 12:15:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: OK, but we will have to dig a hole in the floor to go that low... ;o)

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