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Friday, June 12, 2009

Skinny Girls Don't Have OOMPH!

I agree wholeheartedly.

9 Comments:

At Fri Jun 12, 10:45:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Word.
At Fri Jun 12, 02:21:00 PM, aironlater said...: Amen!
At Fri Jun 12, 04:29:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: Ain't that the truth, yo!
At Fri Jun 12, 11:36:00 PM, lisahgolden said...: It's because they don't eat enough cake.
At Sat Jun 13, 02:46:00 AM, Thomas Fummo said...: zing!
At Sat Jun 13, 11:40:00 PM, The Hermit said...: I must disagree. As a specie, we are just too fat. I suspect Zaius once to keep us with all the extra fat to make for better brain dissection.
At Sun Jun 14, 11:31:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Unfortunately, I am not hip enough to use that phrase. :o(

Aironlater: I agree!

Zirgar: Indeed!

Lisa: An insufficient amount of cake is a sad thing indeed... :o(

TF: Big bada boom!

The Hermit: Shh! Don't tell anyone my secret... ;o)
At Wed Jun 17, 04:41:00 PM, Anonymous said...: It's because they don't eat enough cake.

That's because the cake is a lie!
At Sat Jun 20, 06:48:00 PM, Anonymous said...: I use my blubber to keep warm in the winter while I skinny dip in the arctic circle. That and all that extra back hair.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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