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Thursday, July 09, 2009

I Have That Effect On Women...

4 Comments:

At Thu Jul 09, 12:02:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: I have that affect too, but it's usually from me giving them the clap. I'm just sayin'...
At Thu Jul 09, 02:13:00 PM, Tengrain said...: You should give them all a Tylenol, Dr. Z, that will set them right again!

Regards,

Tengrain
At Fri Jul 10, 01:24:00 AM, Swinebread said...: Dude, you have that affect one me!
At Fri Jul 10, 08:17:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Zirgar: You are obviously a very generous and giving individual, Zirgar. ;o)

Tengrain: That's funny. Girls often tell me that they have a headache...

Swinebread: Lucky girl! ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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