Mark Sanford Missing? Mystery Solved!
I don't believe this whole story about South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford being out for the season because of a career ending penis injury. I know exactly why he went to Argentina! It's because that's where all of the Blue Meanies escaped to in the end of the film "Yellow Submarine". (Clearly he went as an advance scout to search for accommodations for the rest of the GOP...)
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What is it with right wing fascists and Argentina?
Oh, like none of you have ever traveled to another continent for a quickie.
Nazi lovin', had me a blast... Nazi lovin', happened so fast
He was down there filming a guest spot on Anthony Bourdain's No Reserevation's show. No big deal.
I wish I knew how to spell words properly (sigh).
Is this that South Carolina Gov that disappeared for 3 days? I just naturally assumed that he'd gone on a bender! As Pres Obama has pointed out, politicians are prone to falling off the wagon. Occupational hazard.
Taxes are much less there, particularly for moving non-existent, inflated corporate assets.
Oh crap. I have spoken too soon. I must away! *zooooom*
I was waiting for the Vagina to put its periscope up in this case. Men dont disappear and then reappear unscathed unless there is a vagina involved.
It couldnt have been a bender, he didnt have any new tattoos.
And Argentina. Hmmmmm, I kept thinking, Boys of Brazil.
Don't cry for me!
Ar-gen-Tina? Yessssssssssssss, funny, funny, funny, I thought of Blue Meanies when I heard Argentina.
Another image worth considering is Sanford singing Ala West side Story, to Maria ( a blue meanie ) on a fire escape.
Cheers oh simian master.
I guess we can take a little comfort in the fact that aat least this one wasn't having gay sex in an airport bathroom.
Darwin's Dagger: I don't know. Maybe it's the Pina Coladas?
Randal Graves: Not on the government's dime, I haven't!
Übermilf: Ha! Awesome... The Republican trage-comedy set to the music of "Grease"!
Zirgar: Maybe he was shtupping one of the crew...
Zirgar: Don't worry about it> Like I know how to spell...
Jang-chub Ozer: I think the wagon that this senator fell off of was his presidential campaign in 2012...
Comrade Kevin: I am sure that he fell into a bad crowd amongst the bankers in Argentina...
Seeing Eye Chick: Ha! Like you have never disappeared for a week without any new tattoos?
ThoughtCriminal: Indeed! Say it song for the most dramatic effect...
What Now Toons: Ha! Übermilf said "Grease", you said "West side Story"! Who exactly are the jets and the sharks, however? ;o)
Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Yes, and that's because he's a true American!
along with Michael Jackson sightings, Mark Sanford is seeking out the Eva Peron sightings
I think that the death of Michael Jackson is well timed for Gov. Sanford and the Republican Party that I almost think that they planned it...
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