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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Mark Sanford Missing? Mystery Solved!

 
I don't believe this whole story about South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford being out for the season because of a career ending penis injury. I know exactly why he went to Argentina! It's because that's where all of the Blue Meanies escaped to in the end of the film "Yellow Submarine". (Clearly he went as an advance scout to search for accommodations for the rest of the GOP...)
 

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14 Comments:

At Wed Jun 24, 01:09:00 PM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

What is it with right wing fascists and Argentina?

 
At Wed Jun 24, 01:55:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Oh, like none of you have ever traveled to another continent for a quickie.

 
At Wed Jun 24, 02:47:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Nazi lovin', had me a blast... Nazi lovin', happened so fast

 
At Wed Jun 24, 06:07:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

He was down there filming a guest spot on Anthony Bourdain's No Reserevation's show. No big deal.

 
At Wed Jun 24, 06:08:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

I wish I knew how to spell words properly (sigh).

 
At Wed Jun 24, 07:17:00 PM, Blogger Jang-chub Ozer said...

Is this that South Carolina Gov that disappeared for 3 days? I just naturally assumed that he'd gone on a bender! As Pres Obama has pointed out, politicians are prone to falling off the wagon. Occupational hazard.

 
At Wed Jun 24, 08:27:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Taxes are much less there, particularly for moving non-existent, inflated corporate assets.

Oh crap. I have spoken too soon. I must away! *zooooom*

 
At Wed Jun 24, 10:44:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

I was waiting for the Vagina to put its periscope up in this case. Men dont disappear and then reappear unscathed unless there is a vagina involved.

It couldnt have been a bender, he didnt have any new tattoos.

And Argentina. Hmmmmm, I kept thinking, Boys of Brazil.

 
At Wed Jun 24, 11:33:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

Don't cry for me!

 
At Thu Jun 25, 09:50:00 PM, Blogger what now toons said...

Ar-gen-Tina? Yessssssssssssss, funny, funny, funny, I thought of Blue Meanies when I heard Argentina.
Another image worth considering is Sanford singing Ala West side Story, to Maria ( a blue meanie ) on a fire escape.
Cheers oh simian master.

 
At Fri Jun 26, 07:42:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I guess we can take a little comfort in the fact that aat least this one wasn't having gay sex in an airport bathroom.

 
At Fri Jun 26, 05:37:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Darwin's Dagger: I don't know. Maybe it's the Pina Coladas?

Randal Graves: Not on the government's dime, I haven't!

Übermilf: Ha! Awesome... The Republican trage-comedy set to the music of "Grease"!

Zirgar: Maybe he was shtupping one of the crew...

Zirgar: Don't worry about it> Like I know how to spell...

Jang-chub Ozer: I think the wagon that this senator fell off of was his presidential campaign in 2012...

Comrade Kevin: I am sure that he fell into a bad crowd amongst the bankers in Argentina...

Seeing Eye Chick: Ha! Like you have never disappeared for a week without any new tattoos?

ThoughtCriminal: Indeed! Say it song for the most dramatic effect...

What Now Toons: Ha! Übermilf said "Grease", you said "West side Story"! Who exactly are the jets and the sharks, however? ;o)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Yes, and that's because he's a true American!

 
At Sun Jun 28, 10:29:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

along with Michael Jackson sightings, Mark Sanford is seeking out the Eva Peron sightings

 
At Mon Jun 29, 09:59:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

I think that the death of Michael Jackson is well timed for Gov. Sanford and the Republican Party that I almost think that they planned it...

 

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