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Friday, August 07, 2009

The Electric Redusaway from the Lo-Wate Company

5 Comments:

At Fri Aug 07, 07:56:00 AM, ZIRGAR said...: Mmmmmm, just iron away those unsightly bulges. The fat just melts away...unfortunately so does everything else, but that's a small price to pay to look glamorous!
At Sat Aug 08, 02:12:00 PM, EspressoFrog said...: And I thought abortion was a hot issue with humans since they can't lay 10,000 eggs in one go and have no ovipositors.

"unwanted pounds", err, it's one way to put it, especially if you are a barbaric human.

Long live Lemuria !
At Sun Aug 09, 08:57:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Zirgar: I agree! My ownglamorousness is very important to me. ;o)

EspressoFrog: I have often fretted about my own lack of ovipositors. Maybe I should buy some! What colors do they come in? ;o)
At Mon Aug 10, 09:44:00 PM, Laura said...: I like the fact that it even gets rid of unwanted facial fat!
Funny, I never thought of using an iron on my fat before!
If you'll excuse me .....
((Hugs))
Laura
At Sat Aug 15, 10:13:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: It's a massager. Riiight.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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