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Sunday, October 04, 2009

The GOP Extra-Christian Family Values Funtime Roundup n' Bar-B-Que

GOP Extra-Christian Family-Values Funtime Roundup n' Bar-B-Que

13 Comments:

At Sun Oct 04, 11:23:00 AM, Rehctaw said...: As the panel milled about, the Red Roof staff turned the basement conference room around for the next rental.

After switching the placard from "GOP Extra-Christian"... to Hypocrites Anonymous, the panel returned to the podiums.

An hour later, without missing a beat, they began the tea bagging party...

Thanks so much for the "Lovely Blog Award". I don't deserve it. Really. I don't.

Because I have to keep the blogging friends I have, I will not be participating in the next round.

It's a Chicago thing?
At Sun Oct 04, 01:10:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: Sweet! Is there cake too?
At Sun Oct 04, 04:28:00 PM, Unknown said...: ewww- a douchebag quartet. The penalty for Letterman's indiscretion is public knowledge that Stephanie Burkitt is what all this fuss is about. She must be a wonderful person and/or a wildcat in the sack. On camera and Screen - she reminds me a little of Michigan J. Frog in down mode. I guess she really touched his monkey (no offense Dr. Z).
At Mon Oct 05, 10:11:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Rehctaw: Hypocrites Anonymous is indeed a separate group. There is nothing anonymous about these hypocrites! ;o)

Utah Savage: I hope so! ;o)

Sunshine: These Christians with the great family values do seem to be the only ones having any sex. Just not with their wives! ;o)

Tea Break: I didn't even know about Stephanie Burkitt! She looks quite pretty, according to Google Image Search. ;o)
At Mon Oct 05, 11:56:00 AM, Tengrain said...: Ha! Great, good stuff here, Doctor!

Rgds,

Tengrain
At Mon Oct 05, 01:41:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Douchebag Quartet! LOL.

I really like the *Depends pun. Nice touch. It lends an air of credibility to an act of total perversity.

I am repeatedly offended however by the fact that these people often insinuate themselves into one's brain in association with coitus and sodomy. I never wanted to think of them in those terms, and resent them for exposing to that unfortunate chain of thoughts.

And for the record, hypocrits are never anonymous. We should be so lucky.
At Tue Oct 06, 09:11:00 AM, Melvin The Barbarian said...: Mark San-fraud is such a hypocrite. Sure, he voted to impeach Clinton, but I thought after getting caught 'hiking' with his Argentinian MILF, he'd have learned something. Apparently not.

Gosh, you mean that David Letterman had SEX???? Clinton got oral in the Oval and look what we got for it ... Eight years of uninterrupted economic prosperity.

BTW ... what's the diapers/hooker reference? I missed that one, LOL!!
At Tue Oct 06, 10:02:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Don't make me spit coffee out on my keyboard again, dammit.
At Tue Oct 06, 10:21:00 AM, Anonymous said...: So if we get someone to give Obama Oral in the Oval, then the recession will end? Hell that's way better than throwing virgins down a volcano!

Well if it's a Republicon, better have their teeth pulled first.
At Tue Oct 06, 11:09:00 PM, susan said...: The funniest thing I read all week was about somebody being dumb enough to try and blackmail Letterman. When extra-marital kink has become the norm among Christian conservatives what has anybody else got to be ashamed about?
At Wed Oct 07, 06:49:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Well Said Susan! What Happens in the Dungeon Stays in the Dungeon, unless you are in an Airport Mens room, or getting massages from Meth Dealing Gay Prostitutes, or cuddling in a love nest in Argentina or wherever it was, ad nauseum.
At Mon Oct 19, 10:29:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: This comment has been removed by the author.
At Mon Oct 19, 10:30:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: What you fail to take into account, herr doktor, is that Jesus will forgive the Republicans, but not the unwashed heathens that are not Republicans. BAsically, they have a kind of comsic mulligan.

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