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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Rush Limbaugh and the Fire Hydrant

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I were on assignment to deliver a very important package to Rush Limbaugh on behalf of CNN's Carol Costello. [ 1, 2 ]

Mr. Limbaugh was actually quite receptive at first...

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But later complained that the matter was being unfairly treated by the media.

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At Wed Oct 21, 06:08:00 PM, Blogger Kelly the little black dog said...

He does seem to be fixated with things being shoved up asses doesn't he.

At Thu Oct 22, 10:16:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

In polite circles, just saying the phrase "Rush Limbaugh and the Fire Hydrant" is considered torture.

At Thu Oct 22, 10:24:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

I don't want to be under Rush's wing or any other part of him.

At Thu Oct 22, 10:30:00 AM, Blogger sunshine said...

Don't you wish you could just go back in time and give Rush's Mother an abortion?
Where's my coathanger? I'll do it!


P.S. Laughed my ASS off over your "Tom Cruise" comment on my blog. It took me a second... but then.. very funny. :)

At Thu Oct 22, 04:19:00 PM, Blogger Tea Break said...

If only someone could squeeze a wrench up there to loosen the cap. If anyone needed a big colon blow, Rush would need a team in hazmat suits to deal with the toxic runoff.

At Fri Oct 23, 06:26:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Kelly the little black dog: Let's just say that he speaks from where his mind is at. ;o)

Randal Graves: It is interesting that the Republican talking points have switched fro pro-torture to pro-rape! They sure know how to capture the hearts and minds of the populace, I must say! ;o)

Übermilf: I think that it's safe to say that being "under" Rush Limbaugh is a most dangerous position to be in. (Ack! Small craft warnings!) ;o)

Sunshine: There is an abortion that I would approve! You can use my time machine. (By the way, aside from being a pimp, Tom Cruise is very short.) ;o)

Tea Break: This is one case that I can honestly say that I feel sorry for the fire hydrant. :o(

At Sun Oct 25, 02:31:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

maybe we can use rush to sit on all the hydrants that are turned on illegally in the summer

ps - rush is too skinny in the pic

At Sun Oct 25, 10:18:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

I think we should tell T Boone Pickens that there is Oil in Rush's Butt. This could solve all our problems. Or at least entertain us for a time. Til Pickens discover's oil in Bill O'Reilly's butt.

At Mon Oct 26, 11:16:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

No, no, no. Dr. Zaius, Limbaugh can't have a fire hydrant shoved up his ass when his fat, fatuous head is so firmly wedged in there...


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