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Friday, October 09, 2009

Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize

Do you think that he won for being a socialist or for being an islamo-fascist?

15 Comments:

At Fri Oct 09, 09:56:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Its hard to tell. I think he won for stomping on baby ducklings while wearing metal golf cleates.
At Fri Oct 09, 10:27:00 AM, wide world of dave said...: could've been HOPE-nosis...

rock on Mr President
At Fri Oct 09, 10:32:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: I'm not sure if commie-nazism is still in vogue. I think that, like Kissinger, he threatened to napalm the voters' homes.
At Fri Oct 09, 11:21:00 AM, Laura said...: I don't know. I still think it's because he smooths over his problems with beers at the White House. I pissed you off?? Sorry, come on over. I've got a sweet pad. We'll have a beer....

Come on... you know it's true Dr.Zed.
((Hugs))
Laura
At Fri Oct 09, 12:03:00 PM, Rehctaw said...: Congrats to the committee for coming up with a bigger wingnut bang.

I thought the pyrotechnics for Gore's Prize was spectacular, and hard to top, but this is simply brilliant.
At Fri Oct 09, 12:36:00 PM, Life As I Know It Now said...: He won the Nobel Peace Prize because he yanked that stupid missile defense shield out of Europe. It was also a smack in the face to the prior administration, and well deserved no doubt in my mind about that.

All that being said, I hope that President Obama thinks very hard about what he is doing in Afghanistan. Since he is now an official peace maker, it would behoove him to end that war.
At Fri Oct 09, 01:21:00 PM, Targa said...: I thought Obama was a Nazi? Oh well, anyway...
He won because he's not George.
As Nazis would say: "Es ist ein Schlag im Gesicht von der vorherigen Verwaltung."

Translation: "It is a slap in the face of the previous administration".

Yup.
At Fri Oct 09, 04:53:00 PM, Laura said...: I was checking out some of the sites on your side bar.
Purely by "accident".. I clicked on "Fleshbot"... Ahem... :P Tee hee...you're bad! ;D

((Hugs))
Laura
At Fri Oct 09, 08:49:00 PM, Anonymous said...: He won because he's not George. Well technically that could be true. This could be the world's way of saying, "See we forgive you for picking that moron for president. You did much better this time."

Yes, we did!

An American Won the Nobel Peace Prize.

What's to bitch about?
At Sat Oct 10, 08:36:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: " "

That's my ditto for Seeing Eye Chick.
At Sat Oct 10, 01:51:00 PM, susan said...: My take on it is that somewhere in the multiverse another President Obama ended the war in Iraq, ended the war in Afghanistan, sent home all the wrongly incarcerated prisoners from Guantanamo, Bagram Airforce Base, and numerous unidentified CIA hellholes. He also nationalized the banks as well as health care and provided funding for a new and improved rail transportation system. That was just in the first 9 months in office. Somehow his well-earned Nobel Prize slipped through a quantum time warp to this universe and he was left holding a Kenyan birth certificate.
At Sat Oct 10, 02:05:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Seeing Eye Chick: Well, that makes perfect sense! At least he wasn't raising taxes. ;o)

Wide World of Dave: Ha! His powers reach all of the way to Norway! ;o)

Randal Graves: Napalm? I'll bet he just threaten to kill all of the old people with his health care plan! ;o)

Sunshine: Indeed! This is surely the work of some alcoholic brew and Vice President Biden! ;o)

Rehctaw: They couldn't have thought of a better way to get the hornet's newst over at FOX News abuzzing!

Liberality: **sniff** And I'm gonna miss that old missile defense shield and all of the military contractor lobbyists that he put out of work, too. ;o)

Targa: And they couldn't have slapped a more appropriate face if you ask me! ;o)

Sunshine: **ahem** I only read it for the articles, of course. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: I am not sure that we are so easily forgiven, but it's certainly a step int eh right direction! ;o)

Übermilf: Me three! :o)
At Sat Oct 10, 02:23:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Susan: I love time machines! They are so convenient... :o)
At Sun Oct 18, 11:26:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: i didnt know he won!
At Mon Oct 19, 10:43:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: His win was an award for the future, his ability to instill hope, worldwide, that if want we can make this world better. Of course, it remains to be seen if this can actually happen, but it's a better message by far than the one Dubya sent the world: You're like us, or you're the enemy.

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