Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Now is Not the Time for Tears...

 
After the recent disapointment of the Massachusetts special election, Democrats are naturally upset at the consequences.

But the despite the carnage...

I say that now is not the time for tears...

I say that it's time to kick ass and take names in 2010.
 

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19 Comments:

At Wed Jan 20, 07:35:00 AM, Blogger 3NINO said...

Oh my Grod, yes.
That is perfect! Did you do those badass illustrations using photoshop? Either way, kick ass.

Also...
sorry for spamming; here is my new blog adress

http://treninofumato.blogspot.com

 
At Wed Jan 20, 07:38:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Actually, I did not do these illustrations. I just Googled them.

 
At Wed Jan 20, 08:20:00 AM, Blogger Lilith said...

Dr Zaius: I say that it's time to kick ass and take names in 2010.

Just don't take names from tombstones and fill out absentee ballots. I know that Democrats think that twelve people in a cemetary at night is a "get out the vote rally" but come on. Fair play and all that tommyrot, wot?

From an interview last night:

Q. Governor! What is best in life?

Schwarzenegger: To crush your political enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of Keith Olbermann.

 
At Wed Jan 20, 09:07:00 AM, Blogger Kulkuri said...

If they run candidates that are truly different from the Republican'ts, then they may have a chance. Like Jim Hightower said, "The only things in the middle of the road are a yellow line and dead armadillos". He also said, "We don't need a third party, what we need is a second party!!!!"

 
At Wed Jan 20, 09:39:00 AM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

The Democrats are done for. In little more than a year they've managed to squander the golden opportunity to lead this country with solid majorities in both houses and the presidency. Who would've thought that they would actually be worse at this governing thing then the Republicans.

I'm through with them. Down with two party corporate oligarchy!

 
At Wed Jan 20, 09:39:00 AM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Amen Kulkuri! Call me when those Smurfs grow some testicular fortitude. I was ready for a fight the day after Obama won the Election. Imagine my disappointment when it turned into a poor version of marriage counceling.

I felt like the family dog traded down the river--being a woman and all.

 
At Wed Jan 20, 12:57:00 PM, Blogger Mauigirl said...

Absolutely!

 
At Wed Jan 20, 01:07:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

If there was to be actual katana usage in 2010, then sure. Otherwise, same ole same ole.

 
At Wed Jan 20, 01:15:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Thanks Dr. Z -- I think we are on the same page again, except of course, I said to organize not kick ass and take names.

This is why you are our Ape Overlord from the Future, isn't it? You know just the thing to say.

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Thu Jan 21, 05:39:00 AM, OpenID wok3 said...

Scott Brown is so nutz, it might actually help the Democratic party. Lord knows (not that Cornelius and Zira believe, those heretics) that the Dems cannot seem to help themselves.

 
At Thu Jan 21, 08:27:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

I want to vote for Jim Hightower.

 
At Thu Jan 21, 01:22:00 PM, Blogger saxon said...

I'm confused by your site. Dr. Zaius would not support progressive democrats or social programs for humans. Unless, you mean that once our country has been run into the ground, defaulted on our loans, and are owned by the Chinese, it will create the power void for the simian revolution. I guess he may support that. And you tag line is equally confusing. "Some apes are more equal than others." That's Orwell from animal farm. And it's has the American flag background? So do you agree with "more equal"? So if you're Dr. Zaius, you support a totalitarian, elitist society and democrats/progressives/liberals are the pawns of the simian overlords?
So Zaius would be a republican? I'm really having a hard time organizing this.
One more question. Why smurfs? They've never closed the deal and the chances of smurfs kicking anything but smurfberry bushes is slim to none. They're French you know.
I'm sure I'll get flamed but you don't have an "about this website" button. I just felt some explanation was in order.

 
At Fri Jan 22, 02:06:00 PM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

One doesn't question the magnificent paradox that is Dr. Zaius, one just goes along for the ride (eventually on a horse drawn cage wagon surrounded by hostile gorillas).

 
At Sat Jan 23, 09:14:00 AM, Blogger Teresita said...

Darwin's Dagger: The Democrats are done for. In little more than a year they've managed to squander the golden opportunity to lead this country with solid majorities in both houses and the presidency. Who would've thought that they would actually be worse at this governing thing then the Republicans.

This is a madhouse! A madhouse! Damn apes!

Seriously, though, the people want to control health care costs, but Obama has focused on making it universally available, which will only drive up costs. And the amazing thing is they somehow got the under-25 crowd on board, rock the vote and all that. Wait until they get the mandatory requirement to carry life insurance. "What are you talking about man? That's bolshevik, I'm immortal. I'm only twenty-one!"

 
At Sat Jan 23, 09:15:00 AM, Blogger Teresita said...

Err, not life insurance, but health insurance. You know what I mean. All the costs, none of the bennies.

 
At Sat Jan 23, 11:01:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Word.

 
At Sat Jan 23, 11:27:00 AM, Blogger Jang-chub Ozer said...

Scott Brown has a history of winning - he was a cosmo centerfold winner from some years back!

http://wondertrash.blogspot.com/2010/01/politics-as-usual-then-some.html

 
At Sun Jan 24, 08:42:00 AM, Blogger sunshine said...

I used to love watching the Smurfs! :P
I was surprised that a Republican filled Kennedy's seat!

((Hugs))
Laura

 
At Mon Jan 25, 10:04:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Lilith: I take a certain degree of umbrage at your statement. Some of my best friends are tombstones! ;o)

Kulkuri: Hopefully we will have fewer yellow lines and dead armadillos in the future. ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: I don't agree. I say that right now we need to support our party! Things are liable to get worse. :o)

Seeing Eye Chick: I don't agree. I say that right now we need to support our party! Things are liable to get worse. :o)

Mauigirl: Yay, Mauigirl! :o)

Randal Graves: So let me get this straight... When the congress goes Anime, they will have your support? ;o)

Tengrain: Awesome! ;o)

wok3: I don't think that the recent mess is entirely the Democrats fault, but as far as Scott Brown is concerned - We ca use all the help we can get! ;o)

Übermilf: Jim Hightower is pretty awesome. ;o)

Saxon: I would answer, but you are merely a sock puppet.

Darwin's Dagger: Yay! Just wait until 3978 A.D.! :o)

Teresita: I don't think that it's really all that simple or as black and white as all that, actually. :o)

Comrade Kevin: To your mother! Thanks, Vanilla Ice! ;o)

Jang-chub Ozer: Carrie Prejean has proven that nudity is only wrong for Democrats. Republicans do it for Jesus! ;o)

Sunshine: It was certainly a Smurfwide upset. :o(

 

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