Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Sarah Palin's New Secret Weapon...

 
Much is being said about Sarah Palin's speech at the National Tea Party convention.

While elitists in the media are making jokes at Sarah Palin's expense over some special Tea Party notes that were written on her hand, real god-loving Americans find her reminders to herself very human and quite endearing.

The Obama Socialists and the Mainstream Media will be bowled over by Sarah Palin's new secret weapon...

The Tea Party Cootie Catcher!
 

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12 Comments:

At Thu Feb 11, 04:06:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

OMG! That is so goddamn funny Dr Z. The Tea Party Cootie Catcher.

I really needed a laugh today and you delivered.

:)

 
At Thu Feb 11, 04:35:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

Cootie Catchers are the best!
I'm so glad she's decided to use one of those instead.
Now I think she's cool. ;P

((Hugs))
Laura

 
At Thu Feb 11, 05:45:00 PM, Blogger MichaelBains said...

uh heh teabaggers...

{sigh}

 
At Thu Feb 11, 07:21:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Hey, quit showing that gotcha photograph of her! Why do you hate America so much!?

 
At Thu Feb 11, 08:05:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

dguzman I think you miss the perspective. Dr Z is waiting for the world of humans to end so that he can rebuild a utopian society of highly evolved super-apes. America just happens to be on the planet at the wrong time.

I personally love the gotcha picture. It looks like someone threw ice cubes down her shorts.

 
At Fri Feb 12, 01:15:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Is Mooselini a loony? Magic 8-ball says all signs point to yes.

 
At Sun Feb 14, 03:10:00 AM, Blogger Soothsayer said...

I wouldn't teabag her with YOUR sack!
Do people really think that this woman embodies the future of America? Can Americans be THAT stupid? Oh, wait - 51% of 'em thought W was a prize - HOO BOY!

 
At Sun Feb 14, 10:19:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Seeing Eye Chick: Thanks, Seeing Eye Chick! I'm glad that you like it. :o)

Sunshine: The Cootie Catcher ups her street cred with you, I guess. ;o)

MichaelBains: Indeed! ;o)

Dguzman: Sorry! The Mainstream Media is so unfair to conservatives. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: I wish that someone would throw ice down my shorts! ;o)

Randal Graves: Ask again later. ;o)

Soothsayer: There is certainly no accounting for taste. ;o)

 
At Tue Feb 16, 12:56:00 AM, Blogger Proud2bHumble said...

How's that handy writey thingy workin' out for ya, you betcha?

;}

 
At Tue Feb 16, 03:17:00 AM, Blogger Batocchio said...

Cool, Dr. Z!

On a related note, I've said before that a Magic 8-Ball would give better foreign policy advice than John Bolton, because it can give more than one answer: "Bomb Iran."

 
At Tue Feb 16, 12:50:00 PM, Blogger Jaliya said...

Hilarious! I haven't seen one of these since I was at summer camp!

 
At Tue Feb 16, 09:05:00 PM, Blogger Tom said...

Like Sister Sarah could actually make a Cootie-Catcher?

She can barely fold paper.

 

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