Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

I Live in Constant Fear of Killer Robots From the Future

As the president of the NRA once said to me during a future archeological vacation on the beaches of the Forbidden Zone, "Would an ape make a human doll - That TALKS?" [ 2 ]


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At Wed Feb 03, 09:19:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Yes, it is so inconvenient, that Vaginas are actually attached to real, thinking breathing women, who talk.

If you believe in a god, then surely for that alone you must credit that entity with a sense of humor.

I will point out that Canteloupes are much cheaper, microwaveable, disposable and they do not talk.

At Thu Feb 04, 08:49:00 AM, Blogger Teresita said...

Not even Nova could resist talking at the end. And up to that point in time Taylor thought he was living in a kind of paradise.

At Thu Feb 11, 05:39:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Seeing Eye Chick: Cantaloupes? Bah! I would rather eat eggs, bacon and buttered toast for breakfast! (With some Captain Crunch Cereal - just for the added nutrition, of course!)

Teresita: Little did he know that he was in New York City! ;o)

At Thu Feb 11, 05:52:00 PM, Blogger MichaelBains said...

i just got "dumped" by a fembot with cantaloupes.

(the scare quotes say it's too long and humiliating [my favorite thing!] a story to do aught but hint at. at)

At Thu Feb 11, 05:58:00 PM, Blogger MichaelBains said...

umm Sorry for the drive by comment bombs, Doc Z. Despite, or perhaps because of, the above politically irrelevant announcement, I think I may be coming back to life here lately.

You're still as hilariously on point as evah! Niiice. Glad, as always, that I stopped by. Bye.


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