I Live in Constant Fear of Killer Robots From the Future
As the president of the NRA once said to me during a future archeological vacation on the beaches of the Forbidden Zone, "Would an ape make a human doll - That TALKS?" [ 2 ]
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Yes, it is so inconvenient, that Vaginas are actually attached to real, thinking breathing women, who talk.
If you believe in a god, then surely for that alone you must credit that entity with a sense of humor.
I will point out that Canteloupes are much cheaper, microwaveable, disposable and they do not talk.
Not even Nova could resist talking at the end. And up to that point in time Taylor thought he was living in a kind of paradise.
Seeing Eye Chick: Cantaloupes? Bah! I would rather eat eggs, bacon and buttered toast for breakfast! (With some Captain Crunch Cereal - just for the added nutrition, of course!)
Teresita: Little did he know that he was in New York City! ;o)
i just got "dumped" by a fembot with cantaloupes.
(the scare quotes say it's too long and humiliating [my favorite thing!] a story to do aught but hint at. at)
umm Sorry for the drive by comment bombs, Doc Z. Despite, or perhaps because of, the above politically irrelevant announcement, I think I may be coming back to life here lately.
You're still as hilariously on point as evah! Niiice. Glad, as always, that I stopped by. Bye.
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