Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, May 27, 2010

The Bottom Kill Junk Shot Bathtub Blowout Plugifier

No time for blogging today! I'm about to launch my new drilling machine in Australia to quell the horrific BP oil spill. I am going to drill straight through the center of the earth to reach the site of the nasty oil leak and deliver my "Bottom Kill Junk Shot Bathtub Blowout Plugifier"! (You may think that my plan is silly, but you can't argue that it's any more foolish than any of the attempts to shut down the well that have already been made.)

In the meantime you can watch this swell video that shows how I recently saved America's important television lifestyle from zombie-satellite Galaxy 15 by steering satellite AMC-11 clear of the radio interference of the rogue spacecraft, which almost interrupted the television programming from up to 45 different cable channels! I have mentioned this potentially television-lifestyle crippling dilemma previously.

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At Thu May 27, 02:42:00 PM, Blogger wide world of dave said...

swell plan Doc Z - and if it should happen to fail (like all other plans so far), well, what's a few oily wallabees more or less.... g'day mate

At Fri May 28, 10:24:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Klaatu barada pluggo!

At Thu Jun 10, 05:21:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Wide World of Dave: Have no fear! We shall oil no wallaby before it's time. ;o)

Randal Graves: I would welcome Gort at this point, except that Michael Renee has been replaced by Keanu Reeves. ;o)


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