No time for blogging today! I'm about to launch my new drilling machine in Australia to quell the horrific BP oil spill. I am going to drill straight through the center of the earth to reach the site of the nasty oil leak and deliver my "Bottom Kill Junk Shot Bathtub Blowout Plugifier"! (You may think that my plan is silly, but you can't argue that it's any more foolish than any of the attempts to shut down the well that have already been made.)
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.