Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Sunday, October 03, 2010

Never Play Cat and Mouse If You're a Mouse

The media has been quick to criticize Christine O'Donnell recent comments...

But there might be a grain of truth in what she says.

13 Comments:

At Sun Oct 03, 02:17:00 PM, Rehctaw said...: We must remember the influences that elevated Reid and Pelosi to leadership. They were intended to be the Anti-Lott/Frist - Gingrinch/Hassturd. Signaling a new spirit of cooperation?
How's that working out?

It's expected (required?) of Rethuglicans to have Etch-a-sketch memory. I'd hope the Dims haven't adopted the CRS standards of their adversaries.
At Sun Oct 03, 06:37:00 PM, T_P_K said...: True enough, Doc; but in her little brain-box, a single grain of truth does not a full-functioning human brain make. In fact, it makes her a monkey-brain: http://bit.ly/c1UUuN
At Mon Oct 04, 10:51:00 AM, Fearguth said...: Another Touch of the Master's Hand from Dr. Zaius!
At Mon Oct 04, 07:21:00 PM, Tengrain said...: Dr. Zaius -

My good ape, I'm afraid that you have defamed mice everywhere.

On a brighter note, got any cheese?

Regards,

Tengrain
At Mon Oct 04, 10:08:00 PM, Anonymous said...: If they can create a mouse with a human brain, why can't they create a tea bagger with a human brain.
At Tue Oct 05, 05:15:00 PM, Life As I Know It Now said...: This nails it! Thanks Dr. Z.
At Sun Oct 10, 08:52:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: so now i know where Walt Diseny go the inspiration....
At Sat Oct 23, 07:01:00 AM, Rehctaw said...: wha`sup Doc? Has the great doctor lost the ability to speak?

Are you re-examining your POV since the revelation that you and Sharon Angle are in full agreement re: Harry Reid?

Or did you secretly infiltrate her campaign to push your damned dirty ape agenda? That would help explain her apparent devolution?

In fact many of the political races show traces of pro-simian thought and enlightenment.

That would indeed explain much.
If you've been consulting, thanks for the laughs.
At Sun Oct 31, 08:40:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: Trick or Treat, Dr. Z. I miss you.
At Fri Nov 05, 12:25:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I thought perhaps it was a secret signal to all her Witch friends via Dahl's The Witches! They turned people into mice. It really happened, I saw it on Glenn Beck's chalk board.
At Fri Nov 05, 02:09:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Decided to try your hand at Jesusery after all, huh.
At Mon Nov 08, 12:08:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I have been crying for oh so long over the memory of your wit. Please come back to me.
At Wed Nov 10, 02:18:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Rehctaw: Too true.

Echoes fade and memories die.
Autumn frosts have slain July.
Still she haunts me, phantomwise,
Pelosi moving under skies...
Never seen by waking eyes.

Terry: Ack! She looks almost human in that photo! ;o)

GMB: I am sorry that she lost! She was was the funniest part of the election! ;o)

Fearguth: Thank you, Fearguth! ;o)

Tengrain: The very best thing about cheese is that it has cheese in it! ;o)

Omnipotent Poobah: Let's not go overboard! We can't do everything at once. Baby steps, Omnipotent Poobah, baby steps. ;o)

Liberality: Thank you, Liberality! ;o)

Distributorcap: Is Walt Disney still a Popsicle, I wonder? ;o)

Rehctaw: Your comment is quite wrong. If the election had shown any pro-simian thought or enlightenment, we would all be eating cake and ice cream right now. :o)

Freida Bee, MD: Trick or Treat, Freida Bee! I hope that you got plenty of Reeses Peanut Butter cups! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Now I know that you are lying. Glenn Beck has never read Roald Dahl! Beck only reads conspiracy theories! ;o)

Randal Graves: One must keep busy! ;o)

Jim: Have no fear. Zaius is back! ;o)