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Friday, December 10, 2010

Let Them Eat Toast!

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

Steven Wright

7 Comments:

At Fri Dec 10, 10:55:00 AM, Tengrain said...: Glenn Beck can butter and jam it.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Fri Dec 10, 11:48:00 AM, Laura said...: While he's all tied up in the toaster like that, why don't you kick him in his stupid face!
Give the big sucky baby something to really cry about. :)
Sheesh! I'm so extra-violent today!

((Hugs))
Laura
At Fri Dec 10, 11:48:00 AM, Laura said...: Or, you could smash one of your Chocolate Oranges over his head. :)

Okay.. I'm done!
At Sat Dec 11, 06:55:00 AM, Anonymous said...: If you tie toast to the back of the cat and drop it, the toast is digested by the dogs that chase and eat the cat. DUH! So don't forget that when you conduct this experiment, that you need to release the Irish Wolf Hounds. Otherwise you won't have anything to write in for a conclusion.

Just saying...
At Sat Dec 11, 10:12:00 PM, libhom said...: Glenn Beck is going to get more and more far fetched to get attention. His ratings are way off, and he has lost a lot of advertisers.

If he were good looking, he would probably be willing to do porn at some point.
At Mon Dec 13, 12:54:00 PM, Major Mel Funkshun said...: What he's doing is porn.
At Mon Dec 13, 11:26:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Tengrain: Yeah! He's such a sconehead! ;o)

Sunshine: Chocolate Oranges are too good for Glenn Beck! You don't want to waste them... ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Dogs don't eat cats! They just chase them because their jealous. Just sayin'... ;o)

libhom: I'm with Major Mel Funkshun. All he needs is a "Boom Chicka Wow Wow" soundtrack. ;o)

Major Mel Funkshun: "Boom Chicka Wow Wow"! We are in complete agreement. ;o)

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