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Thursday, October 04, 2012

My Debate Analysis: We Need Better Snack Foods During These Events

7 Comments:

At Thu Oct 04, 06:44:00 AM, Rehctaw said...: The distraction of cakes, even nutritionless faux cake, has been many a biped's downfall!

Then again, your ascendency relies on it, which means that you know the sekrit to defeating diabolical cake treats.

Care to enlighten us?
At Thu Oct 04, 09:05:00 AM, Tengrain said...: This proves my theory that he should have had Little Debbie as a running mate!

Regards,

Tengrain
At Thu Oct 04, 11:15:00 AM, zencomix said...: The man never ate a Ding Dong in his life
At Thu Oct 04, 02:36:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: Apparently, Mitt Romney wants to eat his snack cake and have it, too.
At Wed Oct 17, 11:16:00 PM, Anonymous said...: zingers aside, his "women in binders" policy is intriguing!
At Fri Oct 26, 05:14:00 PM, Arctic Petrel said...: This site is getting boring & not worth following. Put some time into it please.
At Tue Nov 06, 02:23:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Rehctaw: One does not defeat a cake treat. In the word of the wise Tiger Tanaka:

First you eat the cake treat,
then you and the cake treat eat each other,
and then the cake treat eats you! ;o)

Tengrain: Would a Mormon eat Little Debbie? I wonder... ;o)

zencomix: You never know. There was that one time in band camp... ;o)

ZIRGAR: I think he wants to be all things to all snack cakes! ;o)

Jang chub Ozer: Indeed! I wonder if he uses page dividers and those see-thru plastic pencil holders with a zipper...

Arctic Petrel: I do apologize, I shall endeavour to get back on the ball blogwise. I shall try to blog about the reason for my absence in the near future... :o(

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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