Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, August 24, 2006

A mighty wind

Wake up and smell the democracy, bitch.Animal House in the West Wing
"He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that."
August 28, 2006 print edition of U.S. News & World Report

"This gives new meaning to 'cutting and running.'" via OhioMoose

From Salon two years ago:
"New Yorker writer Brendan Gill recalls roaming the Kennebunkport compound one night while staying there looking for a book to read -- the only title he could find was 'The Fart Book.'" (Via ditchdigger)

Wake up and smell the democracy
Capitol Hill Blue: The Prez likes to fart
"In fart domination, an individual acting in a dominant role farts into the face of a person acting in a submissive role."
Are Farts Still Funny?
In poor taste, even for this post Via GSD
Flatulence and carpopedal spasm: more than social embarrassment
Flatulence Anecdotes
farting fish

Bringing honor and dignity back to the White House, one fart at a time.

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