Osama and Whitney, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

the Daily Mail: "Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden is so obsessed with singer Whitney Houston he thought about killing her husband, Bobby Brown, it was claimed last night.

The suggestion is made by Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims she was bin Laden's sex slave for four months 10 years ago.

In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, she writes: 'He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.'"

Senator George Allen (R-VA) is quoted as saying that his party has blown a collectively sigh of relief now that Osama appears to have little interest in the white women.

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