Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Sunday, February 04, 2007

By my heel, I care not.

Check out No Smoking in the Skull Cave this week for a dizzying array of Wonder Woman images!

"Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards ... is now being criticized by conservatives for living in a mansion while talking about poverty. As opposed to Republicans, who live in a mansion and talk about a tax cut." --Jay Leno

"Congress began hearings this week on the government response to Katrina. See, I'm confused. Was there a government response to Katrina?" --Jay Leno

"Former Clinton adviser Dick Morris said, 'Hillary Clinton will be the next president, but she'll be the worst president we've ever seen.' After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Wait a minute, I'm not finished yet.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Critics of Venezuela say they now have a radical lurch towards a dictatorship by a leader with unchecked power. They told President Bush about this. He said, 'What? Cheney's in Venezuela?'" --Jay Leno

"I want to get back to a subject that we were discussing earlier this week. It was an interview that Wolf Blitzer conducted with our Vice President Cheney, in which Mr. Blitzer brought up how many of the president's conservative supporters are criticizing Cheney's gay daughter's position to have a baby with her life partner. ... That conversation, of course, taking place in the 'Incredibly Awkward Social Situation Room.'" --Jon Stewart

"Happy Birthday to Vice President Dick Cheney. He turned 66 yesterday. Isn't his annual autopsy coming up soon?" --Jay Leno

"We are at that weird stage in this administration, where half the White House staff is on C-SPAN and the other half is on Court TV." --Jay Leno

"This weekend, the President of the United States went on National Public Radio to explain that he knows [Vice President Dick] Cheney. Cheney is not delusional, just optimistic [on screen: Bush saying Cheney reflects a 'half-glass-full' mentality]. ... How twisted is your administration when this guy is your Pollyanna?" --Jon Stewart

"You know whose birthday it is today? Vice President Dick Cheney's. In fact, they even had a party for him. A lawyer jumped out of a cake and Cheney shot him." --Jay Leno

"Congress began hearings today on the government's response to Hurricane Katrina. Today? They're just investigating Hurricane Katrina now? That's pretty sad, when the government's investigation of the government's slow response to Katrina is slower than the government's response to Katrina." --Jay Leno

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3 Comments:

At Mon Feb 05, 08:47:00 PM, Blogger Becca said...

Pelosi is such a Wonder Woman!

 
At Tue Feb 06, 12:33:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

They downplay her significance greatly. She is third in line for the presidency, the most powerful woman in American history. And she is kicking your butt in congress, Republicans!

 
At Tue Feb 06, 12:37:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Oops, P.S., original Wonder Woman image thanks to the incomparable No Smoking in the Skull Cave, naturally.

 

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