Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Sunday, February 18, 2007

The Lawgiver Cometh

And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden, and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.

As per Cap'n Dyke, The Lawgiver has been sighted at the Liverpool Academy of Art. Sparks were flying from his eyes and he was brandishing a whip, ready to drive out the humans from the earth. it is clear that simian prophecy as outlined in the Sacred Scrolls has been fullfilled. It is the coming of the great Lawgiver.

"And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden,
and chained him to a tree, and the children did make sport of him."
Sacred Scrolls            

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3 Comments:

At Sun Feb 18, 02:24:00 PM, Anonymous Cap'n Dyke said...

Thank th'Lawgiver, I have not yet been tagged as an experiment!

 
At Mon Feb 19, 03:52:00 PM, Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

Is this anything like a simian rapture?

 
At Mon Feb 19, 09:13:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

The present has already been ordained by the Sacred Scrolls in the future (3978 AD), as recorded by our great Lawgiver. So it has been written, so shall be done.

 

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