Say what you will about the Archies, they had the best bubble gum pop hit ever, "Sugar Sugar." And as far as the whole Betty vs. Veronica debate, I vote Betty. Veronica may be sweet, but Betty is the girl for me!
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.