The proper V-Day sentiment: Be thoughtful, friendly, kind, and how much did it cost?
Really Stupid Joke Warning:
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I’m sweet on you!"
Q: Why do valentines have hearts on them?
A: Because spleens would look pretty gross!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "Valentine, you mean a great dill to me!"
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with a Valentine's Day card?
A: A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: "I love you a whole watt!"
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I’m sweet on you!"
Q: Why do valentines have hearts on them?
A: Because spleens would look pretty gross!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "Valentine, you mean a great dill to me!"
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with a Valentine's Day card?
A: A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: "I love you a whole watt!"
2 Comments:
I love lame jokes and these are so amusing!
I love lame jokes as well, but I think that they are an acquired taste. Some people hate them!
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