Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, February 08, 2007

I think that John Agar was in that movie...

Which story is more important for the American public to be over-informed of, Homeland Security's inability to discern between cartoon characters and Al Queda, or a lovelorn female astronaut in diapers brandishing mace and a BB gun? Well, you have to ask yourself, which story obfuscates the Iraq war better? The latest threats to Homeland Security: Astronauts and adult diapers.

Which story is more important for the American public to be over-informed of, Homeland Security's inability to discern between cartoon characters and Al Queda, or a lovelorn female astronaut in diapers brandishing mace and a BB gun? Well, you have to ask yourself, which story obfuscates the Iraq war better?

On FOX Noise they had a graphic of a heart with the three astronauts photos in it. How cute! The latest threats to Homeland Security: Astronauts and adult diapers. Personally, I blame the Klingons.

Some show on Headline News picking out who should play these people in the TV movie. Just in case you were wondering Holly Hunter should be cast as Lisa Nowak; Bill Paxton as William Oefelein, and Anne Heche as Colleen Shipman. This woman has serious problems and the media is trying to book Holly Hunter's next acting gig?

I'm glad the media is taking such a sensitive approach to this story. And I'm sure her kids appreciate it too. The Pineapple Report

Fox's pop analyst and pompous windbag Neal Cavuto just tried to compare Lisa Nowak's plight with that of convicted Wall Street inside trader Ivan Boesky.

Moments later, while John Gibson talked to some instant experts, a map showing Nowak's trip titled "900 Mile Diaper Drive" flashed on the screen. One Fox expert then said that "space and lack of gravity" caused her problems. Gee, what's next Fox? Poo jokes? NASA Watch

The new terror threat of the day is: "Don’t make me put on a diaper and come over there to whup your ass." Euphoric Reality

I know - we can have a, "Let's make fun of nutters" week and use her photo as a promotional tool. Gee, isn't it funny how drained and mentally shagged out she looks in those courtroom photos and mug shots. Here kids - come and have a laugh at this. i On Global Trends


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2 Comments:

At Sun Feb 11, 02:11:00 AM, Blogger Becca said...

Depands! ha ha ha ha ha ha! You rock.

 
At Sun Feb 11, 09:28:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Really? Thanks.I was afraid that the joke was overused and in bad taste, but then I realized that that is just the kind of guy I am: Hackneyed and lowbrow.

 

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