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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

"Burning Down the House" is the New GOP Theme Song

5 Comments:

At Tue Jun 26, 07:05:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: Excellent cartoon. Know why? Subtle details. The woman jumping from the window is most definately a republican.

If she were a democrat her skirt would be flying up in the air. Country clubbin' repub women know to keep their skirt wedged between their knees when defenestrating from a burning building.
At Tue Jun 26, 08:52:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I thought the jewelery was the give away, but Jess, you are onto something.

Let's test your theory...

Regards,

Tengrain
At Tue Jun 26, 09:10:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Jess -- in that case, if she really wants to switch to Democrat, she'll need to learn how to fall properly.

Tengrain -- are you saying we should set fire to a representative sample of Republican and Democratic buildings, and then check out the view?
At Tue Jun 26, 05:24:00 PM, Anonymous said...: I think Dick Lugar just lit the latest match.
At Wed Jun 27, 01:52:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jess Wundrun: That whole knee wedging skirt thing is one of the most frustrating things about conservative women. That, and the fact that they are pod people zombies that are controled by an alien life force. The whole knee wedging skirt thing is also pretty bad though.

Tengrain: I think you were Nero in another life.

Infidel753: From what Jess says, it sound like if you want to check out the view we should just set fire to the Democratic buildings. Watching pod girl zombies knee wedging their skirts sounds pretty lame by comparison.

Morse: Yes! I read about that! When you said "Dick Lugar just lit the latest match," it immediately made me think of this. There must be a lot of sulphur in the air...

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