Everybody is blogging book reviews this summer! Well, Dr. Zaius has always
been one to blindly follow the herd, so I shall review this book that I recently finished, "The Manatee
," by Nancy Bruff. I was actually disappointed in this book. It is the tepid tale of a love triangle between a crusty sea pirate, a lonely widow and an endangered aquatic marine mammal.
Trust me, the old girl really put the "cow" in sea cow, and I'm not talking about the manatee! There was a rather exciting scene where the evil sea monkeys stormed the local grocery store and demanded both paper and
plastic, but on the whole I found the book was rather disappointing.
The worst part of the book? No lesbian pirates!
For a frank and adult discussion of the love between humans and aquatic marine mammals, might I instead suggest this refreshing website, Horny Manatee
Some other great links:
This is really fun to watch! a video of MSNBC’s David Shuster Grilling A Cheney Apologist
Watch a video of Rep. Rahm Emanuel (D-IL) announce that the upcoming Vote to defund Cheney’s office to be held this week.
Bookmark this! Comedy Central starts new blog, indecision 2008 Blog
, via Crooks and LiarsThe Media Thinks you are a Moron!
An Associated Press headline reads: "World Awaits Paris Hilton’s Return."
The only thing about Paris Hilton that I am "awaiting" is for her to get off my freaking TV set! The commercials are more interesting that news about Paris Hilton. Also, CNN canceled its interview with Michael Moore about his new health care documentary SiCKO to interview Hotel heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton.
Curses! This is why president Bush gave Hilton the Presidential Medal of Freedom