Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Saturday, June 16, 2007

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9 Comments:

At Sat Jun 16, 10:06:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Yes, Dr. Z, but is it low carb?

Regards,

Tengrain
At Sun Jun 17, 05:29:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Strangely enough, carbohydrates are not listed on the bottle. Can you imagine that!
At Sun Jun 17, 03:47:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Hey! Wait just a doggone minute! At the bottom of your post, Dr. Zaius, it says, and I quote: "2 humans have the ability to speak!" Yet the only two comments are from Tengrain and YOU!!!!!

Are you holding out on us? Are you, in fact, HUMAN?

What next? Am I gonna discover that Dick Cheney is human?

This is disturbing.
At Sun Jun 17, 04:40:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: Me thinks I should buy some of that and forgo the Angry Ballerina Diet of Vomit.
At Sun Jun 17, 08:12:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Ronals - you assume that I am human?

Regards,

Tengrain
At Mon Jun 18, 12:54:00 AM, Becca said...: Finally!
At Mon Jun 18, 01:59:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Ronald Dumsfailed: The title at the bottom of each of the posts that reads "X humans have the ability to speak!" is just there to amuse the humans, and is not meant to be taken seriously by the more enightened species. And Dick Cheney is not human, he is a Red Lektroid from Planet 10.

Angry Ballerina: You are in good company. My cat eats her own vomit.

Tengrain: Everyone knows that Tengrain is really a pair of scissors.

Becca: Best answer yet! I like it!
At Mon Jun 18, 09:33:00 PM, Anonymous said...: thank you for posting this, Dr. Zaius. i've been looking for diet water for quite some time. i can't tell from this photo, however. is it lactose free?
At Tue Jun 19, 08:36:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: I love your blog! I am afraid that it is not lactose free, as it is the milk of mother earth.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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