I have now recruited over 50,000 internet ninjas
that sympathize with my pro-simian cause. I would like to thank all of my stouthearted internet ninjas from the bottom of my heart. With my new-found army, I can defend my network borders from any ethernet threat. Evil Spock
and Badtux the Snarky Penguin
, be warned. I may even attack other sovereign domains that I
find evidence of harboring weapons of mass destruction! Viva la Revolution!
(And gosh, thanks
everybody for stopping by! Have a nice day!)