Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Zaius Nation goes from a complete unknown to merely very obscure!

I have now recruited over 50,000 internet ninjas that sympathize with my pro-simian cause. I would like to thank all of my stouthearted internet ninjas from the bottom of my heart. With my new-found army, I can defend my network borders from any ethernet threat. Evil Spock and Badtux the Snarky Penguin, be warned. I may even attack other sovereign domains that I fabricate find evidence of harboring weapons of mass destruction! Viva la Revolution! (And gosh, thanks everybody for stopping by! Have a nice day!)

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11 Comments:

At Thu Jun 14, 12:37:00 PM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock didn't realize all the name dropping of Dr. Zaius helped propel you to your new milestone.

Evil Spock has made a grave miscalculation. Must talk the penguin about an alliance.

 
At Thu Jun 14, 12:37:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Jesus save us all

 
At Thu Jun 14, 01:12:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Swweet baby Jeebus, that first link is feckin' hilarious.

 
At Thu Jun 14, 02:50:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I may have to send a preemptive strike against the Zaius Nation. Be warned that 'Mericans will not tolerate a ter'rist threat from you. God Bless 'Merica and the great state of Texshush.

 
At Thu Jun 14, 04:31:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Evil Spock The penguin won't save you now, Evil Spock!

angry ballerina Don't worry, the Lawgiver will take care of everything.

Dr. Monkerstein Dude, I got those animated gifs from fatrobot, a blogger who apparently is a rocket submarine. Check it out! Great stuff.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator I know that accent... You are George Bush in disguise! Who else would a silly hat like that. Listen, Mr. President, the guy you have to worry about is Evil Spock...

 
At Thu Jun 14, 07:15:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

How did you get pictures of Cap'n Dyke, Blue Gal,Angry Ballerina, me and the rest of the crew in our fab bikinis?

Or is that you disguised as one of the guitar players?

 
At Thu Jun 14, 11:36:00 PM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

Congrats, Dr. Z -

Many happy returns, or whatever the polite response happens to be.

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Fri Jun 15, 02:07:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

DCup: Ha! You found me out! you are very perceptive. I am indeed the guitar player in the background whose head is conveniently cropped out of the picture. That was quite a party! It's too bad that we ran out guacamole, though.

Tengrain: Thank you, sir.

 
At Fri Jun 15, 02:39:00 PM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

I, for one, welcome my new Simian overlordship and offer to be of assistance in any way I can. Perhaps manufacturing cheap goods or providing open access through my own domain for you to plant stations to keep an eye on others with. At Electronic Cerebrectomy, we welcome those big ape dollars!

Er, I mean, we welcome participating in the continuing assured freedom of the blogosphere. Or as we like to call it around here, the Zaiusphere.

Please don't kill me.

 
At Sat Jun 16, 06:34:00 AM, Blogger Becca said...

All those bikini girls just make me wanna dance! Congrats on the blog milestone!!!

 
At Sun Jun 17, 06:18:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

SamuraiFrog: Ah, a true convert! That is what i like to hear. I am sure that my crack team of worldwide assassins, er, I mean my freedom forces can utilise a man of your many talents. With your help, we can maintain freedom of the blogosphere, or as you call it, the Zaiusphere. Hey, I like that term! You are a genius! You already proven yourself invaluable, my good man. Now, be a good fellow and fetch me my medical instruments...

Becca: Thank you Becca! Aren't those beach party dancing girls great? I got them from fatrobot.

 

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