My Celebrity Look-Alikes
I am 67% Patrick swayze, 54% Christian Slater, 46% Robbie Williams, 45% Bill Goldberg, and 45% Heath Ledger. Hey wait a minute! That can't be right. That's 257%! That sounds awfully crowded. I may be lumpy, but I'm not that lumpy!
6 Comments:
You are one big hunk of primate. I can see the Heath Ledger around the eyes.
I use to have the biggest crush on Christian Slater, then he pounded the shit outta his gf, and I fell madly in love w him. Wait, that was him right?
Patrick Swaze is like 2 feet tall, so I think his percentage should be smaller.
Just sayin'
Regards,
Tengrain
DCup: I do have Heath Ledger's eyes. They are in a jar on my desk. ;o)
angry ballerina: Yes, that was Christian Slater. He has been on a downhill slide since "Heathers", in my opinion. Boy, that was a great movie though!
Tengrain: I think that Christian Slater and Heath Ledger are pretty short as well. I'm actually 5'11". Maybe that is how they manage to fit 257% worth of actors into 100% of one Zaius!
This all leads to the question have you considered a career in acting? I mean with the looks of a Patrick Swayze you'd be a shoe in.
Becca: Well, I was in two feature length films as well as a musical cartoon, but that was not really acting. It was more like a documentary! As far as Patrick Swayze's looks, who wants to be like him? He's just too damn ugly. The man does not even have four opposable thumbs!
Angry Ballerina: There were a lot of great lines in that movie, like:
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Veronica: I can't believe it. I just killed my best friend.
J.D.: And, your worst enemy.
Veronica: Same difference.
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Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?
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Heather Chandler: God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. I have to sing Kumbaya one more time...
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J.D.: I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.
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