Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, June 15, 2007

My Celebrity Look-Alikes

I am 67% Patrick swayze, 54% Christian Slater, 46% Robbie Williams, 45% Bill Goldberg, and 45% Heath Ledger. Hey wait a minute! That can't be right. That's 257%! That sounds awfully crowded. I may be lumpy, but I'm not that lumpy!

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At Fri Jun 15, 10:05:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are one big hunk of primate. I can see the Heath Ledger around the eyes.

At Fri Jun 15, 10:28:00 AM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

I use to have the biggest crush on Christian Slater, then he pounded the shit outta his gf, and I fell madly in love w him. Wait, that was him right?

At Fri Jun 15, 02:38:00 PM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

Patrick Swaze is like 2 feet tall, so I think his percentage should be smaller.

Just sayin'



At Sat Jun 16, 05:46:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

DCup: I do have Heath Ledger's eyes. They are in a jar on my desk. ;o)

angry ballerina: Yes, that was Christian Slater. He has been on a downhill slide since "Heathers", in my opinion. Boy, that was a great movie though!

Tengrain: I think that Christian Slater and Heath Ledger are pretty short as well. I'm actually 5'11". Maybe that is how they manage to fit 257% worth of actors into 100% of one Zaius!

At Sat Jun 16, 06:32:00 AM, Blogger Becca said...

This all leads to the question have you considered a career in acting? I mean with the looks of a Patrick Swayze you'd be a shoe in.

At Sat Jun 16, 12:17:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Uh yea!! "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." Best. Line. Ever.

At Sun Jun 17, 06:08:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Becca: Well, I was in two feature length films as well as a musical cartoon, but that was not really acting. It was more like a documentary! As far as Patrick Swayze's looks, who wants to be like him? He's just too damn ugly. The man does not even have four opposable thumbs!

Angry Ballerina: There were a lot of great lines in that movie, like:

Veronica: I can't believe it. I just killed my best friend.
J.D.: And, your worst enemy.
Veronica: Same difference.
Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?
Heather Chandler: God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. I have to sing Kumbaya one more time...
J.D.: I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.


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