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Saturday, June 16, 2007

Secret Agent Zaius

Secret Agent Zaius

No blogging today, I'm on a mission for Her Majesty's Secret Service!

Secret Agent Zaius

6 Comments:

At Sat Jun 16, 01:47:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: From Zaius with love...
At Sat Jun 16, 02:49:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Zaius Eye.

The Zaius With the Golden Gun.
At Sat Jun 16, 08:10:00 PM, Anonymous said...: From Ape City with love

The Man with the Golden Fur

Live and Let (the Human Experimental Subjects) Die

The Ape Who Loved Me

Moonbrachiator

Orangopussy

Long Calls Are Forever

GoldenApe

Tomorrow Never Dies (Unless the Mutants Set That Confounded Bomb Off)
At Sat Jun 16, 10:09:00 PM, Anonymous said...: "For Your Ape Only"

Roger Moore was never respected as Bond.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Sun Jun 17, 05:27:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: LOL! I can't believe you guys came up with all of these Dr. Zaius/James Bond titles! Thanks guys, this is great! I am touched by the time that each of you took, especially Infidel753, who seems to have made a day of the project!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Everything that Zaius does is done with love, unless it's done with formaldehyde and a scalpel.

Dr. Monkerstein: "The Zaius With the Golden Gun", definitely. I always wanted a cigarette lighter, a cigarette case, a pen, and a pair of cufflinks that turned into a gun! It only carries one bullet, but that's all I need.

Infidel753: OMG! I can't believe you made up all of these titles! You are deifinately the winner of the Dr. Zaius/James Bond title contest. I think my favorite is "From Ape City with love", but it is really hard to say. I also love "The Man with the Golden Fur", "Live and Let (the Human Experimental Subjects) Die", "Tomorrow Never Dies (Unless the Mutants Set That Confounded Bomb Off)". I am loathe to admit that I had look up what "brachiator" means. ;o)

Tengrain: Well, I never really liked Roger Moore as James Bond. I didn't even like him as "The Saint". Things just got sill when they brought in Jaws and that wacky Florida sherriff.
At Sun Jun 17, 07:46:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I just read your followup posting -- you think I had a busy day making things up? You're just an inspiring subject.

Roger Moore was never respected as Bond.

But the name fits so well -- that's what James Bond is supposed to do, roger moore chicks than anyone else does.

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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