Ack! No time for blogging today! I must do something about all of the Gay Robot-Gorilla Sex
that is going on in my Ape Army! I've already lost 63 of my most cunning Arab linguists! Click here to read the heart-wrenching tale.
Why can't my robots and gorillas just do those things that they are taught to be perfectly healthy, normal and natural for a soldier to do - like blowing stuff up and killing people?