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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Phydeaux Enters the Race! Already in the Doghouse with Women and Lesbians

Fido Speaks!

We have a new candidate! Phydeaux Speaks has thrown his hat into the ring, and quite a large hat it is. You can read about his platform on following posts:

Running for President: Part I, Part II, and Part III

He has started his campaign off to a bad start, if you ask me. He has already shown his open disdain for both women and lesbians by refusing to acknowledge the candidacy of Germaine Gregarious. Perhaps this is his plan... Perhaps he is intentionally trying to create enemies?


UPDATE: Sleestak has a new post up titled, "Time is on my side", And Dr. Smith proclaims that "The political world is rocked again".

Dr. Monkerstein

By the way, Don't bother trying to contact Dr. Monkerstein today, he will be in a meeting with Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) and newly appointed Vice Admiral Deborah Jeane Palfrey for the rest of the afternoon.

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At Wed Jul 18, 10:39:00 AM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

There won't be anyone left to oppose the 2012 campaign.


At Wed Jul 18, 12:30:00 PM, Blogger Mark said...

Evil Spock,

I don't get it (granted, I've been knocked on the head a few times too many), but what if Dr. Zaius decides to run for reelection? I know he'll be tired after guiding the ship of state for four years, but the trend has been that once you get your opposable thumbs around the power, you don't relinquish it.

At Wed Jul 18, 12:52:00 PM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

Hi mark,

These campaigns are are last minute affairs. Evil Spock has been planning Evil Spock's coronation in 2012 since before Evil Spock was born.

Its destiny for Evil Spock.

Anyway, Evil Spock is supporting Dr. Monkerstein for 2008, and he graciously said he would step aside for Evil Spock's reign.

Evil Spock out!

At Wed Jul 18, 02:58:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

How dare you publish a picture of my retarded brother Lonkey Von Monkerstein? Have you no respect for the handicapped?

At Wed Jul 18, 06:09:00 PM, Blogger Phydeaux Speaks said...

Sirrah, your snide and slanderous simian shite-slinging has not gone unnoticed!!

At Thu Jul 19, 02:49:00 AM, Blogger BadTux said...

I am still wondering what Dr. Monkerstein, Sen. David Vitter, and Vice Admiral Palfrey were up to in that meeting. Do you think it involved diapers and spanking? Curious penguins want to know!

-- Badtux the Curious Penguin

At Thu Jul 19, 06:09:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

This race has me torn like the stay-free tabs on a super absorbent pair of depends after the hooker's been paid!!

If campaign slogans are anything to go by then Phydeaux is tops with "Phee/Phy or Ho Hum".

my two bits

At Thu Jul 19, 07:52:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Evil Spock: I am afraid that your 2012 campaign is in tatters, Evil Spock. You have made the same mistake that John McCain did.

Mark: I like your style! Here is a man speaks the plain truth with no mustard!

Evil Spock: John McCain has made his plans for the presidency for years in advance as well. I am sure that he felt it was "destiny." McCain also trusted an evil man that graciously said he would step aside when the time came. You are putting your faith in your future plans for the presidency on the word of Dr. Monkerstein? I am sure that even you will agree that this is not a logical platform to use as a basis for your plans, Evil Spock.

Just remember how well it worked for John McCain.

Dr. Monkerstein: I have to have respect for all of the mentally handicapped? Does that mean that I have to have respect for George Bush? Or you, for that mater?

Phydeaux Speaks: Ha! Instead of answering the question as to why you ignore both women and lesbians by refusing to acknowledge Ms. Gregarious, you send me to a link, that sends me to another link that poses an idle threat to have your kitty poop on my driveway! Is that the best you can do?

Now answer the question, do you hate both women and lesbians, or are you merely so inept that you are unable to keep up with the politics of the election? Which is it, Phydeaux??

BadTux: I am sure that the meeting was completely innocent, and that god and their wives forgive them for whatever took place.

Jess Wundrun: Ha! Best line ever!

"This race has me torn like the stay-free tabs on a super absorbent pair of depends after the hooker's been paid!!"

At Thu Jul 19, 11:39:00 AM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Ohhhhhhhhhh, this shit just got dirty....Lovin it.

At Thu Jul 19, 06:09:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

With a little luck, it will just get worse and worse.


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