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Saturday, July 21, 2007

An Unsolicited Message from Scarlett Johansson

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3 Comments:

At Sun Jul 22, 09:20:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Thanks! This one was probably funnier. Scarlett Johansson is just super peachy keen!
At Mon Jul 23, 08:52:00 PM, Becca said...: Whatever she said...I agree with it...can't take eyes off those lovely hips.
At Tue Jul 24, 04:05:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: What about her eyes? Her soul is in her eyes.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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