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Sunday, July 08, 2007

The Island of the Abandoned Blogger Profile Images

The Island of the Abandoned Blogger Profile Images
The Island of the Abandoned Blogger Profile Images!


Click in the box above to read the shocking and amazing tale of what happens to former blogger avatars. It is "The Island of the Abandoned Blogger Profile Images!" The story that dares to ask the question - Is there life after blogging?!?!

The Island of the Abandoned Blogger Profile Images

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21 Comments:

At Sun Jul 08, 12:09:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

WTF?! Are you saying you don't like my new pic?! Well screw you budday!!!!

 
At Sun Jul 08, 12:15:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! Typical! Where does it say that? The story doesn't say anything like that! The new blogger profile images are always so sensitive.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 12:30:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

That story is cracking me up.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 12:59:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Boo ya, nice story, but I have to admit that I never could figure out how to get an avatar until you just shamed me into it. And screw what Zaius thinks AB, I love your new picture, it's hot. Now you wanna come up and see my Crunky sugar?

 
At Sun Jul 08, 01:08:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Now wait one minute - when did I ever say anything bad about her picture?

And your avatar still doesn't work, it looks like. It's linked to this - but it seems that there is no image there. ?

 
At Sun Jul 08, 01:12:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Monkey, the last guy who asked me to see his crunky is now crunkyless.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 01:22:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It works on my computer.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 01:43:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

No, it still doesn't show up here. I don't know why. Check the link.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 02:02:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

I can see it. Zaius, it's you.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 02:19:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

That is very strange, then. I tried it in Internet Explorer, Firefox and Netscape. It doesn't work on any platform. I wanna see it! Shoot!

 
At Sun Jul 08, 02:34:00 PM, Blogger Blue Gal said...

What I don't understand, Zaius, is why I'm the unfortunate one who gets to chew you out. I expect to sit on your lap and wiggle in the next installment.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 02:37:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Whee! I'm in blogger heaven! This is better than TV without reruns! I'm gonna get right to work on the next installment, Blue Gal!

 
At Sun Jul 08, 02:53:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

God hates you Zaius. Just let it go.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 03:13:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

"God hates me?" Ouch! That's a bit strong, don't you think? Thank you for the vote of confidence, Angry Ballerina.

What people don't know about you is that when your naturally gruff and crusty exterior is peeled away, it reveals what no one had expected - A gruff and crusty interior. At least you're consistant!

Now I must be off - I have a date with Blue Gal on the drafting table! Now, where is my #2 pencil? Oh! It's behind my ear! silly me...

 
At Sun Jul 08, 04:40:00 PM, Anonymous SkycrosserOneEleven said...

Well, from this lowly Human(e)being's view...

I simply don't see the good Doctor Zauis ever being acused of monkeying around with his image.

Oh crap, now I've lost the use of my thumbs!

 
At Sun Jul 08, 05:22:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Leave out the crusty and you may be on to something. I'll have you know i shower at least once a day.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 08:22:00 PM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

Just for the record, I can't see Dr. Monkey's avatar, either.

Great story; I got away free! I'm on something like my seventh avatar! And I'll probably change it soon! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

 
At Sun Jul 08, 08:49:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

So this is what I get for working on a Sunday evening? I miss the party?

Dr. Z - You just keep cranking out these masterpieces. I am so digging my new look. Yay! No more emails asking if that's really my rack!

Thank you, Dr. Zaius.

 
At Mon Jul 09, 04:01:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

SkycrosserOneEleven: Gosh! That's terrible! All four of my thumbs are working!

Angry Ballerina: I apologize if I gave the wrong impression. I did not mean that your hygiene was gruff and crusty, merely your personality.

SamuraiFrog: Thanks, Samurai Frog. I have tried on 3 different computers, two of them at work. The avatar does not work from any of them.

I remember your last avatar! It was of Orsen Wells looking at you through a diamond! I couldn't find a picture of it in my hard drive, though. Otherwise I would have used you as a character too!

DCup: I like you as a cowgirl. You are the Rootin' Tootin'est Cowgirl ever!

 
At Mon Jul 09, 06:57:00 PM, Blogger Becca said...

As usual Dr. this is great! It just cracked me up the whole time I read it! At least if I had to abandon Bad Andy he's in a place with lots of art supplies and outspoken avatars for company.

 
At Tue Jul 10, 08:46:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Thanks, Becca! Bad Andy said that he is enjoying his retirement from both being annoying to Domino's Pizza employees, and also from blogging.

 

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