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Monday, July 23, 2007

Please Stand By...

Ack! Sorry, we are having a thunderstorm here. I have to turn off my computer for fear that it will get fried. I'll blog something when it clears!

5 Comments:

At Mon Jul 23, 10:32:00 AM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Uh oh, Destro's got his hands on the Weather Dominator again.
At Mon Jul 23, 11:29:00 AM, Angry Ballerina said...: So happy you risked your computer to post a blog....
At Mon Jul 23, 07:52:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Lightning is just when baby's Jesus' hair is all static-y.

;-)
At Mon Jul 23, 11:59:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: I thought it was God's indigestion.
At Tue Jul 24, 03:57:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: I am sure that the Baroness will be pleased.

Angry Ballerina: The storm started right after I turned the computer on. Thank you for your concern, though!

MWB: I thought lightening was when God did not use Snuggle laundry products.

Angry Ballerina: I thought God's indigestion was in the White House. Or maybe the crew in the White House are a little bit lower down the digestive tract... The White House does say that they are speaking for god though, just not which end.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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