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Sunday, July 22, 2007

What Rhymes with Vitter?

David Vitter, Diaper Boy!

John Kerry recited a limerick about Sen. Vitter at a DSCC fundraiser over the weekend:

There once was a man named Vitter
Who vowed that he wasn't a quitter
But with stories of women
And all of his sinnin'
He knows his career's in the — oh, never mind.


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At Sun Jul 22, 11:29:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I love limericks. They trully are a wonderous artform.

At Sun Jul 22, 11:53:00 AM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

Kerry said something funny? He didn't screw it up? Now that's the news story!



At Sun Jul 22, 11:54:00 AM, Blogger Phydeaux Speaks said...

That is Teh Funny!

At Sun Jul 22, 02:28:00 PM, Blogger J.D. said...

Hehehehehehehehehehe. Litter?

At Sun Jul 22, 05:37:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

There once was a man from Nantucket....

At Mon Jul 23, 05:59:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: You mentioned a really good limerick before! It was in these comments.

"There once was a man from the styx
Who enjoyed writing limericks
But he soon gave up the sport
because he wrote them too short."

It took me forever to find it again! It was th one of the Betty and Veronica posts.

Tengrain: Ahh, I like Kerry. Why does everybody give him such a hard time? He won the last presidential election.

Phydeaux Speaks: Yes! I thought it was good. It's all thanks to They Get Letters.

J.D.: Twitter? Flitter? I just can't think of a word that fits!

Angry Ballerina:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

At Mon Jul 23, 05:31:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

If only his last name was Vrapper, the word would come to me.

At Mon Jul 23, 06:01:00 PM, Blogger Julie O. said...

Thanks for the link! I knew I needed to start posting less important content. Don't forget to check out my World of Warcraft YouTube links.

And you are correct, Dr., most things are all thanks to me.

At Tue Jul 24, 04:03:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

GETkristiLOVE Yes! Or "fick, risgusting and borupt bon-of-a-fitch." That would be easier.

Julie O. Yes! I certainly always try to keep my content completely importance-free.


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