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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

More Headlines: 'Flaming Youth in Tarnished Kisses'

Sometimes the title is the best part of the story.

4 Comments:

At Wed Aug 22, 02:22:00 PM, J.D. said...: Lust Slave of the Cobra Goddess!? Hot damn, I take offense to that!

I'm not hearing a no...
At Thu Aug 23, 05:53:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: I thought that the Cobra Goddess was Ann Coulter...Or did the Cobra Goddess have something to do with GI Joe?
At Thu Aug 23, 06:43:00 AM, J.D. said...: I know nozzing! [A higher minion of Queen Victoria, actually. Why she is still in power I'll never know...]

And don't say her name! Jeez!
At Sat Aug 25, 02:33:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Oops! Sorry.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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