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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Election Update for August 23rd, 2007 - Ms. Gregarious is Back From Summer Vacation!

Germaine Gregarious

My running mate, Germaine Gregarious, has returned from her summer vacation, and is eager to promote her political assests to the public. I, for one, am overjoyed at her return! Welcome back, Ms. Gregarious!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator and Friends

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator addresses many of the issues that face this nation. I find that I am in agreement with the gladiator on many of the pressing issues of the day, including entertainment. Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator also continues his search for a vice president, and is rebuffed by Jan the Intergalactic Aviator, but finds and eager volunteer in Private Hudson. Jon has been very quiet about his new summer intern Jan Brady, however...

Dr. Smith and the Smithettes

Dr. Smith refuses to debate the issues with the other candidates, and has chosen instead to counter his opponents by introducing the official Smith for President singers. He also presents some vitriolic information about each of the candidates, including yours truly. Sorry Dr. Smith, I am a kitties and bunnies kind of guy. It is Dr. Monkerstein that hates puppies.


Sleestak had a A close call this week. It seems that the vile Dr. Monkerstein attempted to assasinate Sleestak by kidnapping, brainwashing, and pulling a "Manchurian Cadidate" on the beautiful and innocent Joy the Butterfly Ballerina from Tranquility Forest.

Dr. Monkerstein

Dr. Monkerstein has been strangely quit on the subject of politics ever since his recent incarceration, and subsequent ejection form the city of Madison, WI - As chronicled by Jess Wundrin. Life is hard when you're a monkey on the lam.

Samurai Dog

Samurai Dog Samurai Frog claims that Dr. Smith is not at fault for his behavior, that it was the hippie love drugs made him do it! Now he is desperately trying to get the phone number of Smith's candy man. Samurai Frog is also trying to use women's breasts for political gain. >>(NSFW!)<< Ha! As if that would work. Just another tawdry trick by the Fearsome Felonious Frog...


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At Thu Aug 23, 02:16:00 PM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...


Or media-savvy?

At Thu Aug 23, 07:13:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

June Lockhart for First Mom!

At Fri Aug 24, 08:15:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

SamuraiFrog Tawdry.

Distributorcap She would certainly be an improvement on the present first mom, Barbara Bush. June Lockhart was hot! but not as hot as her screen daughter, Marta Kristen.

At Fri Aug 24, 08:37:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

This post could use a little more cowbell.

At Fri Aug 24, 09:35:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

You know, I was going to post the animated gif that you made, and then I thought that I would be stepping on your joke. I think that picture is one the funniest things I have seen this month!

At Fri Aug 24, 04:18:00 PM, Blogger Germaine Gregarious said...

Dr. Zaius, one can never have too much cowbell!

I loved it too, J.I.G.

At Sat Aug 25, 02:04:00 PM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

Of course, I'm not the one using breasts to grab the voter's attention on this post (or at the LGPPP), am I? You are both running so far on a platform of "Germaine Gregarious has nice tits."

At Sat Aug 25, 02:31:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Yes! You figured out the joke, Samurai Frog!

At Sat Aug 25, 06:37:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Any openings on the campaign team?


At Sun Aug 26, 11:44:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Definitely! There is always room for a great blogger like you!


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